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1 hour ago, wordsfromlee said:

Is this your first week on the internet or something?

You're saying there are better ways to find hot, sexy tractors in my area? The more explicit the tractor, the better, as far as I'm concerned so hit me with those links.

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6 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said:

He's done that on a dare, surely? He's taken a bet on how many accents he can squeeze into a live interview. What larks.

That, or an advisor has gotten in his ear and said "Michael, we need to change your image. Everyone thinks you're an old, white grandad who is out of touch with the younger generation. We need to make you more appealing to them. Why not try some funny accents? You'll go viral! On TikTok!"

The sad thing is, he has gone viral and despite all of the comments rightly chastising how vomit-inducing and crap it is, his advisors/team will look at social media stats and present him with a bunch of figures.

"Michael! You were the number one trend in the UK! Your trend was even higher than the Ukraine war!"

"Your video was engaged with by 900% of Facebook users!"

"Your video generated 50 billion Twitter impressions!"

"You've appeared on TikTok, Reels and YouTube Shorts 90 billion times!!"

It's excrement like the above that makes me hate social media...which I also work in for a living. And I'm clearly a Tory in disguise. #BackBoris 

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Thing is, it does work. 

I'm sure someone more learned could explain it, but it's like people have been led to believe that they're lazy idiots (maybe they are, but people used to have more pride about hard work and being smart to the facts of life), have accepted that narrative and now want to see people like them in charge. 

 

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