The Smackers Thread

[Gooner]

2 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

You're not seeing Dwayne again until EC and then probably April for Mania. He's not going to be around mucb

That's all the period I need to see him for. Next month, the month afterwards, works fantastically for me.

[JLM]

What if he wants you to see him in early May? Would he need to check with your P.A.? 

[Gooner]

Naw, he just needs to let me know in advance and for him I'd fit it into my schedule, you always got to make room and time to watch a "megastar" on your TV screen.

[d-d-d-dAz]

13 minutes ago, Gooner said:

Naw, he just needs to let me know in advance and for him I'd fit it into my schedule, you always got to make room and time to watch a "megastar" on your TV screen.

Go on your favourite streaming service, search 'Dwayne Johnson' and there'll be loads of films, of varying quality, where he acts (again, variable quality) and they don't end up in one of those bothersome wrestling matches. Can have him on your TV screen as much as you like, and if it means he stays off Smackdown knowing you're getting your Dwayne fill, even better.

[Gooner]

3 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Go on your favourite streaming service, search 'Dwayne Johnson' and there'll be loads of films, of varying quality, where he acts (again, variable quality) and they don't end up in one of those bothersome wrestling matches. Can have him on your TV screen as much as you like, and if it means he stays off Smackdown knowing you're getting your Dwayne fill, even better.

I'm good, I've seen all the stuff he has been in and want to watch the new shows he appears on and luckily enough on Friday night he appeared on Smackdown, hopefully he will wrestle again, give you another reason to post and moan, so sure that works for you. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

7 minutes ago, Gooner said:

I'm good, I've seen all the stuff he has been in and want to watch the new shows he appears on and luckily enough on Friday night he appeared on Smackdown, hopefully he will wrestle again, give you another reason to post and moan, so sure that works for you. 

Yep, that's me. Famously a moaner who doesn't give good wrestling the credit it deserves.

Though, to be fair, it is the longest I've gone without giving Seth Rollins shit. So that's fun.

[LaGoosh]

33 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Go on your favourite streaming service, search 'Dwayne Johnson' and there'll be loads of films, of varying quality

Varying quality? They're all shite!

[Supremo]

Hang on. I won't hear a bad word said about the new Jumanji films! Belters, both of them!

Plus, halfway through those films, they don't cut to the actors explaining the craft and how to best play with the audience's emotions.

Nothing more jarring than halfway through this week's Smackdown, when they cut to that clip from "LFG," with The Undertaker deconstructing the "Yay-boo!" striking exchange.

[Devon Malcolm]

30 minutes ago, Gooner said:

I'm good, I've seen all the stuff he has been in and want to watch the new shows he appears on and luckily enough on Friday night he appeared on Smackdown, hopefully he will wrestle again, give you another reason to post and moan, so sure that works for you. 

Waiting for your review of Arsenal's defeat in the football thread, mate ?

[DavidB6937]

56 minutes ago, Gooner said:

give you another reason to post and moan

His face tattoos give Cody a run for his money.

[Devon Malcolm]

1 minute ago, DavidB6937 said:

His face tattoos give Cody a run for his money.

I think this gag will prove divisive but I personally enjoyed it very much.

[DavidB6937]

1 minute ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I think this gag will prove divisive but I personally enjoyed it very much.

I figured The Rock had already set a fairly low bar so I was pretty safe.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

2 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

Varying quality? They're all shite!

That's not true. Some are shite, some are unbelievable fucking shite. 

[Merzbow]

15 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I wonder if we'll find out what Rock put in Cody's hand last year before we find out what he meant with all this 'soul' nonsense.

The whole year of him being champion has actually been a dream, Cody is about to wake up.

[Supremo]

15 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I wonder if we'll find out what Rock put in Cody's hand last year