The Smackers Thread

[FUM]

54 minutes ago, Doog said:

It's the hyberloic statements, and let's not kid ourselves, it isn't sarcasm.

I’m not sure anyone is truly accusing The Rock of being on ket last night.

[JLM]

What is up guys this is another CHEAT MEAL video, we were gonna shoot The Rock's FIRST TIME EVER fourth visit to In 'n' Out burger but the Rock is banned for doing Ket in the bathroom, so instead we're snorting horse tranqs for the FIRST TIME EVER before I head out to Smackdown electrify the people of NAME OF TOWN. 

 

 

 

 

[DavidB6937]

Does ket cause goosebumps? That'd explain a lot.

[SuperBacon]

55 minutes ago, Doog said:

Lets wank ourselves silly

Wait, was Dakota Kai on this week?

[Supremo]

Sheets are reporting The Rock failed the Wellness Test for necking a whole bottle of Sunny Delight and smashing in three tubes of Smarties. Found slumped in a lift shortly after the Cody promo.

58 minutes ago, Doog said:

Lets wank ourselves silly…

Speaking of which, this clip popped up on my socials earlier. Ended up watching the whole thing again. Still the best. The exact moment this boom was created. My penis never recovered.

 

[Olly1984]

10 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I mean it was dogshit. Unless what followed that promo was the greatest 30 minutes of WWE television there’s ever been. 
 

The Rock been learning about Mortal Kombat I see. That was way worse then his NXT promo which was bad, but this where he kept flitting between Dwayne Johnson, Hollywood guy to The Rock Final Boss was all over the place. Cody reverting back to his worse trait with the trying to display emotions and pulling weird expressions. It was just the pits.

I know it’s been pointed out how sloppy Nia Jax has been in the ring, but her Bonzai drop to Tiffy and Trish was awful. 
 

Anyway, only 7 days to find out if we get corporate Cody Raheem Rhodes or he becomes the Real People’s champ as the road to Wrestlemania trundles along.

Sorry, I can only find the clip on X but wtf

 

" Rare air space!!" Is that the name of whatever drug he's on while spouting this bollocks, fucks sake. Or is he trying to see how riled up the people get from this bullshit, a bit like last year when he decided it was gonna be him and Roman until everyone kicked up a stink........ Wait he's not that clever to say they don't need a match, then everyone says you do need a match and he goes "OK" while cackling to himself how fucking great he is. 

[TheScarlettChad]

So we're firmly in the "The boom is over" phase?  Or is it just one bad episode in a generally good product?

[d-d-d-dAz]

34 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

So we're firmly in the "The boom is over" phase?  Or is it just one bad episode in a generally good product?

I don't know that I've really noticed a boom, or rather it hasn't impacted me in any meaningful way, but I'd say 2025 hasn't been a good year so far. It's directionless at the minute, lots of hot acts but no real hot stories or angles besides whatever Kevin Owens is doing.

They've got lots of the best jigsaw pieces, but there's a sense they've lost sight of what the picture is supposed to be.

[Devon Malcolm]

I haven't watched Smacksown yet nor, obviously, read this thread. On a scale of 1-10 how much is this episode going to agitate me?

[Hannibal Scorch]

3 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I haven't watched Smacksown yet nor, obviously, read this thread. On a scale of 1-10 how much is this episode going to agitate me?

4

[TheScarlettChad]

12 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I don't know that I've really noticed a boom, or rather it hasn't impacted me in any meaningful way, but I'd say 2025 hasn't been a good year so far. It's directionless at the minute, lots of hot acts but no real hot stories or angles besides whatever Kevin Owens is doing.

They've got lots of the best jigsaw pieces, but there's a sense they've lost sight of what the picture is supposed to be.

I say boom because the crowds are hot, hotter than they've been in years, with good to great booking, and great stories. I think Dwayne is the reason it's been very directionlsss but once he fucks off, it'll get better I think. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

21 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I haven't watched Smacksown yet nor, obviously, read this thread. On a scale of 1-10 how much is this episode going to agitate me?

The episode as a whole or The Rock's bit specifically? Presuming the higher the number, the higher the agitation... I'm going 9 for The Rock, average of 6 across the episode.

[TheScarlettChad]

How would everyone feel about CM Punk being the guy who sells his soul to Dwayne? It may get him his precious main event. 

[tiger_rick]

4 hours ago, Doog said:

It's not a "i don't like it" though is it, that's fine, not everyone is going to agree and be on a let's see basis.

It's the hyberloic statements, and let's not kid ourselves, it isn't sarcasm. We've already decided everything has gone to shit, and it's the worst thing ever. It's the same when something decent happens, some of it is enthusiasm, aye, but a lot ia over the top.

Sometimes, (most of the time) things can be just good or not good, it doesn't have to be AMAZING!! or DREADFUL!!. 

There are Daily Mail subscribers with more joy in their lives. Fucking hell, mate.

[Hannibal Scorch]

4 hours ago, Doog said:

Ok then. Lets wank ourselves silly when something goes well then, and when we don't like it let's get on here and tell everyone where the dogs are and call the samaritans.

There is a middle line, it doesn't always have to be a Bi Polar fest depending on how much we enjoyed the show. If people genuinely are enjoying shows as much as they are/were then disliking bits as much as they are on a weekly to monthly basis then there are some serious issues.

As it is, it's just that people are overreacting to every single thing that happens, obviously. But aye let's post shit like above and be dickheads about it.

Doog is like Dog with an extra o. Road Dogg is Road Dog with an extra g… and the new booker of Smackdown is…,

Edited February 22, 2025 by Hannibal Scorch