Chippy Tea

[PowerButchi]

The best chippy is Josie's by mine in Rhosymedre. They do the best thing ever. The chip cone! Only it's not paper they use. They rip the guts out of a load of bread and fill it with chips instead. £2.40. I normally have it covered in mince as a bit of wet on it.

[Onyx2]

Just now, PowerButchi said:

The best chippy is Josie's by mine in Rhosymedre. They do the best thing ever. The chip cone! Only it's not paper they use. They rip the guts out of a load of bread and fill it with chips instead. £2.40. I normally have it covered in mince as a bit of wet on it.

I was with you right up to the mince, but a souped-up chip butty is a great idea.

[Gus Mears]

4 minutes ago, Ralphy said:

This is the menu of my local (and best) chippy for anyone interested, prices are decent and not jaw dropping like London ones! 

https://www.royalfishbar.uk

That's more like it. Not this ponceification of fish and chips we had earlier in the page.

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[Onyx2]

1 minute ago, Gus Mears said:

That's more like it. Not this ponceification of fish and chips we had earlier in the page.

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GOURMET~!

"Shall we use a stock photo? Piss off, I'll take it on me phone"

Edited August 16, 2018 by Onyx2

[Accident Prone]

Large mixed kebab meat and chips (hold the salad), drowned in mint/yogurt sauce and a couple of scollops for good measure. If I've got the spare change, a can of Dr.Pepper or fruit Fanta to wash it down with.

[Scott Malbranque]

Clonakilty black and white pudding burger with egg and bacon and chips and two tubs of garlic sauce. All eaten while breathing through my nose in slow motion.

 

[PowerButchi]

Ralphy's does faggots, chips ands peas as well. A proper chippy. Not wanking around with fucking panko breadcrumbs.

Edited August 16, 2018 by PowerButchi

[Carbomb]

1 minute ago, PowerButchi said:

They do faggots, chips ands peas as well. A proper chippy. Not wanking around with fucking panko breadcrumbs.

 

[Devon Malcolm]

I still can't get over the nerve of someone going in a chippy and asking for halloumi. London is the worst.

[ReturnOfTheMack]

18 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

The best chippy is Josie's by mine in Rhosymedre. They do the best thing ever. The chip cone! Only it's not paper they use. They rip the guts out of a load of bread and fill it with chips instead. £2.40. I normally have it covered in mince as a bit of wet on it.

That sounds great! A chippy in my childhood hometown used to hollow out a breadbun, fill it with baked beans before battering it in the fryer. They were taken over about 18 years back and took it off the menu.

Edited August 16, 2018 by ReturnOfTheMack
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[Harry Wiseau]

I hate choosing between pie and fish so I like to split it with er inoors and get a large cod and a chicken & mushroom pukka between the two of us, orange chips and curry sauce. if I'm feeling really hungry i'll chuck on a southern fried potato. butter & bread (obvs) and the aforementioned shandy bass.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

1 hour ago, FailedPromoter said:

thick mushy peas as a breakwater

All is forgiven. This thread has gone #EatClean in a hurry, apart from the halloumi which frankly anyone in their right mind would be ashamed to order. 

[Chest Rockwell]

Battered haloumi is pretty nice. I can see why it should be available as a veggie option. This eat clean elitism is lame.

It's fucking battered cheese!

Edited August 16, 2018 by Chest Rockwell

[PowerButchi]

Shit cheese though.

[Devon Malcolm]

It shouldn't be in a chippy either but London chippies don't count anyway so I guess it fits.