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18 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

I call bullshit. No fucking way he's 32.

Being a Tory ages you. The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box and JR-M was actually a victorian, frozen in a block of ice and thawed out a few decades ago

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7 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box

After smoking out the family of refugees that were squeezed in there together, I presume.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box

The water in her morning shower is collected from the tears of migrant children who have watched their parents drown in the Channel. The inherent sadness has such a rejuvenating effect on her. 

Edited by Lion_of_the_Midlands
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Posted (edited)

Not especially funny this, but on the nose, and sharing specifically because I see this stock image used a LOT, and I always, instantly think its a photo of @Ralphy

EDIT.  I knew i'd had a similar reaction to that photo before...

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Edited by John Matrix
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2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

That guy is genuinely unfunny. Same as the 'room next door' guy and 'dubs trump' woman. Awful load of shit.

I couldn't agree more. I see a lot of people sharing his clips as well. 

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