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18 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

I call bullshit. No fucking way he's 32.

Being a Tory ages you. The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box and JR-M was actually a victorian, frozen in a block of ice and thawed out a few decades ago

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7 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box

After smoking out the family of refugees that were squeezed in there together, I presume.

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3 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

The only way Pritti Patel gets away with it is because she sleeps in a massive tupperware box

The water in her morning shower is collected from the tears of migrant children who have watched their parents drown in the Channel. The inherent sadness has such a rejuvenating effect on her. 

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