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Sergio Mendacious

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I'm farting like a tinker's dog today; no idea whyĀ though. Ā Not had anything to eat since 2030hrs last night ... no coffee, elderflower cordial drink only ... fuck me, I stink though.

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^^ I had a sunday dinner 2 days ago and am still unleashing a fury of methane soaked shit ghosts today. They're odd though; warm and smell like what i'd imagine Michelle Bass' beef curtains are like on a muggy midsummers eve. Either that or Charlie Dimmock's underooo's

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19 minutes ago, big7thletter said:

^^ I had a sunday dinner 2 days ago and am still unleashing a fury of methane soaked shit ghosts today. They're odd though; warm and smell like what i'd imagine Michelle Bass' beef curtains are like on a muggy midsummers eve. Either that or Charlie Dimmock's underooo's

My Sunday lunch worked quickly; the beauty of proper mushy peas. Ā These guffs aren't Sunday lunch related as far as I'm concerned. Ā Truly the devil's stench though. :/

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So it's not every day you wake to the news that your former music teacher is now a convicted sex offender.

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/crime/update-former-warped-governor-of-the-king-s-school-in-peterborough-jailed-for-repugnant-behaviour-1-7935760

What's scariest about this, is he was never on our radarĀ and whilst 'liked' is too strong a word for many a teacher, he was generally considered one of the 'better ones' - which I suppose with the benefit of hindsight, makes perfect sense, but in reality, whilst we had our suspicions about many, and always like to think we can spot em a mile off cos they have the 'look' or whatever, truth is, thats a genuine shocker this morning.

That said, I was also a member of Rolf's Cartoon Club for many a year, and was never interfered with by either, so on top of that, i'm also having to deal with the fact that I must have been a particularly un-sexy child. :-/

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I have to admit to thinking the same thing at firstĀ Chest. I was a bit confused as to why he was on the sex offenders register but then it mentioned he was in possession of extreme pornagraphic material

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Ā I'm doing a comedy lecture about the Sinclair C5 in London tonight at the Harrison if anyone is randomly inthe area. All the other acts have legit degrees. My BA Hons is Drama should slot in alright.

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