Guest Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Aren't they two of the new Pokemon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 21, 2017 What kind of scam is this?: https://www.gumtree.com/p/part-time-jobs/£500-paid-in-one-time-looking-for-a-experienced-telephone-caller/1233363847 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: Come on sausage stuffer and meat hooks! I bought meat claws a few weeks back; bloody good they are for the BBQ pulled pork, burnt ends, etc. Meat hooks are for butchers, so I'm hoping you're a man with a proper cold store & stainless steel racking for salting beef or lamb outside. And not a mass murderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 21, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 21, 2017 No, sadly the hooks I have bought are far too small to support the weight of a human carcass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: No, sadly the hooks I have bought are far too small to support the weight of a human carcass. A whole human carcass......... ...... Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Bananarama are back gigging then ... original line-up an' all. Good grief ... Siobhan Fahey looks ... different. Fappage for teenage lads across the land in the 80s ... when you could buy a one-pack of loo roll & a tube of KY Jelly from Boots the chemist, & still have change from a quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2017 Whatever happened to white dog poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted April 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Whatever happened to white dog poo! The EU banned certain cheaper ingredients from dog food which eliminated it (more as a bi-product than as the primary intention). So that's one thing Brexit will possibly herald, the return of white dog poo. EDIT- Ignore, I missed the irony. Edited April 24, 2017 by mim731 Stupidity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted April 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2017 So I passed my driving test this morning on my 6th attempt. Bloody delighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Great! I hope you're better at spotting pedestrians than you are irony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 What's your reg number so I can watch out for you ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I had to do it 6 times too so I know how good it feels to pass. Don't worry what people say about you being a bad driver I think it makes you safer. In the preceeding 9 years i've been a driver i've done nothing to warrant 5 fails apart from driving into a ditch, skidding on a motorway (forwards only), knocking the local weirdo onto my bonnet and scraping up the side of my car 3 weeks before I wanted to sell it. Just to point out on the weirdo one I was turning in pitch black he was walking home pissed from the pub, luckily I was only going 5mph or something stupid he just rolled up and then back onto the floor. I drove him home. He lived round the corner from me so I walked past his house a lot, by the 3rd day I was getting freaked out there were no lights on and was sure he had died in his house from a bump to the head or a blood clot. Luckily I was having a big night out about a week later and I was still stressing out about it, on the way up the road I saw him walking along the path (I was walking too) I stopped him in pitch black to apologize again and check he was ok although I probably shouldnt have stopped him on a dark path. Even now if I visit home and see him, he'll cross the road to avoid me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I've done 3 tests, for different vehicle classes. All first-time passes. HGV was the toughest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted April 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2017 In fairness, the majority of my fails were a single major for undue hesitation (4/5, and the fifth was for messing up a parallel park on my first test). My Instructor was baffled by It, as he felt that I've been a very good driver, but sadly I've struggled with nerves in test situations. I have now overcome those nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted April 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2017 Only on my 6th lesson, feeding the wheel is ruining me. Concentration Chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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