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Doomed anecdotal megathread #2


Sergio Mendacious

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Well done King Coconut. You are correct, that is moderately famous actor Tim Curry.

 

Now onto another fun game where you have to decide:

 

curry OR Curry?

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I just can't tell which is which.

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I think my sister in law has lost her marbles. This is going to sound like something straight off of Footballer’s Wives or Jeremy Kyle.

 

It all started towards the end of 2015 when she split with the guy she was seeing. Then in January 2016, they got back together for a little bit to see if they could make another go of it. It didn't work out, so they decided to not get back together.

   Roll on a couple of months later, and my sister in law is pregnant. The guy doesn't want anything to do with her or the kid (he has three kids from a previous marriage), and even goes so far as to say to people that he has had a vasectomy, so it can't possibly be his.

   Baby was due in October but was born premature in September, but thankfully all healthy and was home a couple of days after being born. The guy sees on SIL's Facebook that the baby has been born, and figures it must be someone else's kid as it was born in September, so using his detective skills he deducts that she must have slept with somebody in December (she didn't).

   A couple of months go by, and then he decides that he wants a DNA test doing to prove that baby is his. SIL doesn’t want him involved in the kid’s life and so refuses, as it can’t possibly be someone else as the dad. After a few weeks back & forth, she relents and says fine to the DNA test.

 

Now, here is where it gets a bit barmy.

   She first asked “is it possible to buy fake DNA tests?”. She figured you could just go on Ebay or something and buy them. Then she thought she would be able to fake a form using Microsoft Word.

   After finally figuring out that she’ll have to get a test done, and as she doesn’t want anything to do with the guy she has decided to lie to him about a “slim chance” that the dad could be somebody that she slept with at Christmas, but she will go through with the DNA regardless. In order for there to be a different DNA result, she asks me if I could be the sample for it. “Don’t drag me into your pathetic, metal charade” was the answer of any sane individual I feel.

   So now, she has decided to ask her friend, who has wanted to get with her for years (when she asked if we thought that he was “after something more”, “It’s so obvious, Ray Charles can see it and he’s blind & dead”) and would walk through fire if he thought it would improve his chances...and he has agreed to it.

 

So to summarise, my Sister In Law has decided that rather than face up to the responsibility of being an adult and allowing the dad to be involved in his child’s life, even if it did take longer than it really should have done, she had decided to lie to him, fake DNA results using the guy whose desperate to be with her, all so that she doesn’t have to be involved with the dad.

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