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Today I learned that if you need to siphon petrol out of a small car like a Suzuki Alto, you need much longer length of tubing than you'd expect.

 

I also learned that petrol burns your lips, and that if your tube isn't all the way in (fnar), the fumes are every bit as unpleasant as the liquid.

 

So, to sum up:

Get someone else to do it.

I spent Christmas with someone who had to do Diesel and he spent the morning looking very ill then proceeded to be sick loudly for 20 mins.

 

That's a very inappropriate response.  Nash is one sexy fucker.

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None of them do the second part of what makes swe-den and den-mark special?

 

 

They do.

 

POL[AND] vs. AND[ORRA]

BHU[TAN] vs. TAN[ZANIA]

CYP[RUS] vs. RUS[sIA]

JER[sEY] vs. SEY[CHELLES]

 

Unless I'm missing something, I've read it over and over and can't find what you mean!

Apologies, now feel thick as fuck Edited by Louch
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Doubt I'd try that after seeing that video where someone pours Coke onto Pork and all those maggoty things come out.

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Today I learned that Kenny "R2D2" Baker is 81.

 

I've no idea where it came from, or if it's just urban mythery, but I was really surprised that a dwarf would live to that age.

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