handspants Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Â Today I learned that if you need to siphon petrol out of a small car like a Suzuki Alto, you need much longer length of tubing than you'd expect. Â I also learned that petrol burns your lips, and that if your tube isn't all the way in (fnar), the fumes are every bit as unpleasant as the liquid. Â So, to sum up: Get someone else to do it. I spent Christmas with someone who had to do Diesel and he spent the morning looking very ill then proceeded to be sick loudly for 20 mins. Â That's a very inappropriate response. Â Nash is one sexy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W35ty Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 I was waiting for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 (edited) Â None of them do the second part of what makes swe-den and den-mark special? Â Â They do. Â POL[AND] vs. AND[ORRA] BHU[TAN] vs. TAN[ZANIA] CYP[RUS] vs. RUS[sIA] JER[sEY] vs. SEY[CHELLES] Â Unless I'm missing something, I've read it over and over and can't find what you mean! Apologies, now feel thick as fuck Edited November 16, 2015 by Louch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2015 Here's hoping Bolivia play Luxembourg some time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted November 22, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thankyou for reminding me about this, been meaning to give it a go for a while. Have heard nothing but good things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted November 22, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2015 Doubt I'd try that after seeing that video where someone pours Coke onto Pork and all those maggoty things come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 22, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2015 Does it actually taste of Dr Pepper, or is it a different flavor altogether when combined with the gammon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I do the same, but with coke. Boil it for three hours and then roast it for half hour in a maple syrup and mustard glaze. Got the recipe off the BBC website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 22, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2015 Fuck, what a waste of cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted November 22, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2015 It's been dubbed Dr Pepper Pig by the missus  Dr Pepper Pig  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 23, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2015 Fuck, what a waste of cocaine. Â Gammon al Escobar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 23, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2015 The irony is a pig must have a nose custom built for snorting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted November 23, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2015 I do it with ginger ale then finish it off in the oven with a ginger preserve, mustard and clove glaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 19, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2015 Today I learned that Kenny "R2D2" Baker is 81. Â I've no idea where it came from, or if it's just urban mythery, but I was really surprised that a dwarf would live to that age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 19, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) I thought dwarves lived to about 200? Or that might just be in Tolkien books... Edited December 19, 2015 by PunkStep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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