The Relationship Thread

[Lenin]

 

Don't be so naive, people. She's banking on the fact that she can aim higher once she's stopped being a fatty.

This was my first thought tbf.

To be fair that's poor for old Hampton's if she's decided that he can't have the Bertha version. That's quite harsh. Through a pie at her.

[Gus Mears]

I star6ed chatting about Ruth Badger off Apprentice about ten years ago and she stopped talking to me.

[Gus Mears]

Wait she's back. Badger chat Is go.

Edited December 15, 2016 by Gus Mears

[Chest Rockwell]

She's probably so into you she went to look up who Ruth badger was so you would think she's cool.

[Gus Mears]

You're just jealous that you haven't utilised the full erotic powers of Ruth Badger knowledge.

[Divorced Dad]

Bit of a dilemma here lads. I'm getting married in May of next year and have been having some doubts recently. Most of the doubts are caused by my existing anxiety issues so it's stuff I can ignore or rationalise anyway.

 

Went out for a Christmas night out on Saturday and some colleagues said some things that in my drunken state fueled my anxiety. Because of this I ended up kissing a colleague.

 

I feel dead guilty about it and feel like I should tell my fiancé. Part of me doesn't want to tell her as I know her views on cheating and she'll probably chuck me for it.

 

What should i do?

[Briefcase]

Put it down as a mistake, I wouldn't personally tell her as you risk losing everything.

 

If it ever comes to surface you could always say you were so drunk you cannot remember (which is why you never told her). 

[Gus Mears]

Don't tell her would be my reaction. We've all watched that episode of Outnumbered. You are a idiot incidentally and if you are intending to do this again, stop fucking her around and tell her now. But but telling her if it's a one off at this point will assuage your conscience and likely make her feel woeful.

Edited December 19, 2016 by Gus Mears

[FLips]

Don't tell her, that way in a few years when you eventually cave in under the guilt of being a dickhead, your username will actually match your real life. Great job immediately blaming your anxiety to try and avoid any actual guilt, by the way.

[ElCece]

Don't tell her would be my reaction. We've all watched that episode of Outnumbered. You are a idiot incidentally and if you are intending to do this again, stop fucking her around and tell her now. But but telling her if it's a one off at this point will assuage your conscience and likely make her feel woeful.

This , 100% this

[Porkchopcash]

What did the work colleagues say which made you kiss this person?

[Divorced Dad]

What did the work colleagues say which made you kiss this person?

We're good friends anyway so were dancing together quite a bit. Had a hug at the end of a dance which led to the kiss. Was literally just a peck on the lips, nothing more.

[Porkchopcash]

A peck isnt a kiss. So i wouldnt worry about it and put it behind you.

[Freddie-hartland]

Its only cheating if you admit to it or are found out. Also there has to be some ejaculation.

[FLips]

It was a peck? Then who cares. That's nothing.