Paid Members Lenin Posted December 13, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 Â Don't be so naive, people. She's banking on the fact that she can aim higher once she's stopped being a fatty.This was my first thought tbf. To be fair that's poor for old Hampton's if she's decided that he can't have the Bertha version. That's quite harsh. Through a pie at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2016 I star6ed chatting about Ruth Badger off Apprentice about ten years ago and she stopped talking to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) Wait she's back. Badger chat Is go. Edited December 15, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 15, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2016 She's probably so into you she went to look up who Ruth badger was so you would think she's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2016 You're just jealous that you haven't utilised the full erotic powers of Ruth Badger knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Bit of a dilemma here lads. I'm getting married in May of next year and have been having some doubts recently. Most of the doubts are caused by my existing anxiety issues so it's stuff I can ignore or rationalise anyway.  Went out for a Christmas night out on Saturday and some colleagues said some things that in my drunken state fueled my anxiety. Because of this I ended up kissing a colleague.  I feel dead guilty about it and feel like I should tell my fiancé. Part of me doesn't want to tell her as I know her views on cheating and she'll probably chuck me for it.  What should i do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Put it down as a mistake, I wouldn't personally tell her as you risk losing everything.  If it ever comes to surface you could always say you were so drunk you cannot remember (which is why you never told her). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) Don't tell her would be my reaction. We've all watched that episode of Outnumbered. You are a idiot incidentally and if you are intending to do this again, stop fucking her around and tell her now. But but telling her if it's a one off at this point will assuage your conscience and likely make her feel woeful. Edited December 19, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted December 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2016 Don't tell her, that way in a few years when you eventually cave in under the guilt of being a dickhead, your username will actually match your real life. Great job immediately blaming your anxiety to try and avoid any actual guilt, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted December 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2016 Don't tell her would be my reaction. We've all watched that episode of Outnumbered. You are a idiot incidentally and if you are intending to do this again, stop fucking her around and tell her now. But but telling her if it's a one off at this point will assuage your conscience and likely make her feel woeful. This , 100% this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 What did the work colleagues say which made you kiss this person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 What did the work colleagues say which made you kiss this person? We're good friends anyway so were dancing together quite a bit. Had a hug at the end of a dance which led to the kiss. Was literally just a peck on the lips, nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 A peck isnt a kiss. So i wouldnt worry about it and put it behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie-hartland Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Its only cheating if you admit to it or are found out. Also there has to be some ejaculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted December 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 19, 2016 It was a peck? Then who cares. That's nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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