Paid Members Maverick Posted October 12, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2013 It was Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall wasn't it? He slept with someone on here's mate and spunked in her hair while she slept or summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Yeah, 'twas a mate of Mrs H. She woke up and he was grunting like a pig as he tossed off. She was paralysed with fear, then washed it out and did a runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted October 12, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2013 Is it good for hair? I used to work with a girl who used her fellas spooge for face cream. Had a lovely complexion, but I winced whenever someone kissed her on the cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 12, 2013 Moderators Share Posted October 12, 2013 Yeah, 'twas a mate of Mrs H. She woke up and he was grunting like a pig as he tossed off. She was paralysed with fear, then washed it out and did a runner. Â I've heard this story from three separate sources now, which makes me think it's an urban legend. If you Google for it, it comes up in a bunch of "stuff you've heard about celebrities" threads as happening to a friend of a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 12, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) Who was it who interrupted Tom Jones mid thrust once? Â edit: allegedly Edited October 12, 2013 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Yeah, 'twas a mate of Mrs H. She woke up and he was grunting like a pig as he tossed off. She was paralysed with fear, then washed it out and did a runner. Â I've heard this story from three separate sources now, which makes me think it's an urban legend. If you Google for it, it comes up in a bunch of "stuff you've heard about celebrities" threads as happening to a friend of a friend. The girl in question worked for him, why she would make something like that up is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted October 12, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2013 Maybe she was the originator, and over the years, other women have for some strange reason took the credit. All these things have to start somewhere. At least he didn't get her in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted October 13, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2013 Just watching River Cottage now on the Good Food channel. he has already said "Knocking one out", "I have a good hot lunch in my pocket" and "I've not had one of these in my hand for years", and we are only 8 minutes in!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Richard Herring, Pret a Manger across the road from King's Cross station, tapping away on a very nice MacBook Pro. Personally, I go next door to Starbucks and just steal Pret's wifi but he might not know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 10, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2014 I forgot all about this thread, probably would've been a good place to put the two separate times with two conversations I had with Shia LaBeouf a couple of months ago, he was weird as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 10, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2014 Go on then, do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted February 10, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) Yeah, 'twas a mate of Mrs H. She woke up and he was grunting like a pig as he tossed off. She was paralysed with fear, then washed it out and did a runner. Â I've heard this story from three separate sources now, which makes me think it's an urban legend. If you Google for it, it comes up in a bunch of "stuff you've heard about celebrities" threads as happening to a friend of a friend. Â This was in last week's Popbitch mailout too. Definitely a 'Richard Gere's hamster/Marc Almond's jizz inflated lungs' friend-of-friend tale. Â Hopefully someone here can confirm Lisa Stansfield masturbating with frozen turds though. Edited February 10, 2014 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted December 16, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 16, 2015 James May walked past me while i was in the west end, he looked ancient and his arm was in a sling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted December 16, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 16, 2015 80's/90's British TV actor Paul Bown in Manchester yesterday. Wonderfully obscure that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Saw Ronny Deila (Celtic manager) a couple of weeks ago at a skiing centre,although he was actually going to the cinema next door. My 70 year old mother had to be restrained from rushing him like a teenager seeing Harry Styles, had her phone out for a selfie and everything, although he was too far away for her to get it. Edited December 16, 2015 by MungoChutney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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