Richie Freebird Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Kent Brockman: But first let's check the death count from the killer storm! Bearing down on us, like a shotgun full of snow Presenter: Well Kent, as of now the deathcount is at zero, but it is ready to shoot right up Kent: Oh my god! *Shakes fist* DAMN YOU SNOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "That's what they all say, they all say d'oh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 *thwack* Grrrrr... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 "...yeah, the legend of the dog faced woman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Also, another Hutz classic: Edited October 4, 2011 by Au Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Homer: Well, what do you think? Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read! Homer: What's wrong with it? Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "The whole steel industry is gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 'On closer inspection these are loafers' 'Now my little girls joining your team I wana make a few things clear' 'Dad, please...' 'Nn nn nn, I don't want anyone making fun of her cause she's different. No name calling, no picking on her... Hahaha, that little kids got bossoms, who's got a wet towel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Save me Jebus!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIB Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Homer - 'Uh, excuse me?' Yes Guy - 'Yessssssssssssssssss!' Homer - 'Do you have a table for the Major?' Yes Guy - 'A'yessssssssssssssss!' Homer - 'Why do you talk that way?' Yes Guy - 'I had a strokeeeeeeeeeeeee!' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgzKTNfve3I...feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'm peeing on the seat! Give me a raise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Marge: Kids can be so cruel... Bart (walking past): We can!? Thanks mom! *runs into Lisa's room and starts hitting her* Edited October 4, 2011 by KFR42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 4, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 4, 2011 Turn the middle side topwise.... Topwise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Haha. Yes Chest! After a tripping, very ill Lisa, having drank the water at Duff Gardens through Barts encouragement is returned to Selma by a man in a white coat. 'Give her this,' hands over two pills 'Then this,' hands over another two pills 'Then these.' hands over a whole handful of pills 'Thank you Doctor' 'Oh, i'm not a Doctor.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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