Loki Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 As long as the syndrome results in a painful death from cancer, I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I think any kind of death is suitable, as long as it's quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo2007 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm guessing she doesn't know what euthanasia is either, so it shouldn't be hard to get her signing a consent form with the promise of a free holiday to Switzerland. I can sort of deal with people not knowing WHO the Prime Minister is because some, like my fashionable friend, simply pay no attention to politics and have different interests which is fair enough in some ways but not knowing WHAT a Prime Minister is just takes the piss. Â Definitely agree with the comment on some girls not being as thick as they make out to be, but it's so damn hard to tell the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) I know a lot of girls who fake being stupid infront of men, it's incredibly infuriating, they are like different people when there are no males present. It honestly bewilders me, i'm not the sharpest tool in the box but i would i hate the idea of people thinking i'm stupid, and some girls just seem to revel in the attention it brings them Edited November 19, 2009 by deathrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 19, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 19, 2009 Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies. There's a woman at my work that smacks her lips at an incredible volume whilst eating, along with overly loud gulping sounds. The girls have christened her "Monch-chomper". When really annoys me is that she continues to make the smacking sound for a good 15 minutes after she's finished eating. I'm currently sat in the staff room with Monch-chomper, the girl with the gappy teeth eating spagetti, and one of the managers who's just polshed off a large bowl of pasta in record time. Â Between them it's like some piece of performance art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 19, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 19, 2009 some girls just seem to revel in the attention it brings them What sort of attention though? I see these girl as someone purely to recreate interesting scenes from porn with, not to have conversations with, not to spend "quality time" with. Apparently, girls do not like being seen in this way, so why present themselves as having no other appealing properties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Me Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 She'll have been told that men are intimidated by intelligent women, so a little lightbulb appeared over her head and she took the cue to shatter it and grind the broken glass into sparkling glitter for her nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 some girls just seem to revel in the attention it brings them What sort of attention though? I see these girl as someone purely to recreate interesting scenes from porn with, not to have conversations with, not to spend "quality time" with. Apparently, girls do not like being seen in this way, so why present themselves as having no other appealing properties? Â Â The ahhh bless ain't she sweet, pat on the head type of attention. I'm making a huge generalisation here as i'm going only by the girls i know that do this, but generally the girls i know that behave like this are only interested in looking and being deemed desirable and attractive so any attention is good attention to them, even if it is people rolling their eyes and giving them a pat ont he head. I don't think they comprehend the idea that it is actually irritating as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 There's a 19 year old girl who's just started working at our place who appears to be perfectly fine. Bleached-blonde hair, lots of good teeth, very chatty. There's a chance she's a bit of a moron though, as she's getting divorced from a 40-year old guy at the moment after being married for less than 2 months. Apparently she's into really older men though, so the chances of me getting balls-deep in her is pretty slim. Â That and the fact that it would be punching well above my weight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 19, 2009 Moderators Share Posted November 19, 2009 You gotta punch above your weight, you only weigh about 7 stone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 19, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 19, 2009 There's a 19 year old girl who's just started working at our place who appears to be perfectly fine. Bleached-blonde hair, lots of good teeth, very chatty. There's a chance she's a bit of a moron though, as she's getting divorced from a 40-year old guy at the moment after being married for less than 2 months. Apparently she's into really older men though, so the chances of me getting balls-deep in her is pretty slim. That and the fact that it would be punching well above my weight  You've got to show her that, below that youthful exterior, beats the heart of a cane-wielding, Vick's-smelling, domino-playing coffin-dodger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 You gotta punch above your weight, you only weigh about 7 stone! 10, but you've got a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 19, 2009 Moderators Share Posted November 19, 2009 Well, how old are you now? 30 or so? She'll go for that. Or just throw her empty promises of promotion or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I've just seen the Marlon Luther King thing, purely because of this thread The Waterboy is my all time favourite poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 19, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 19, 2009 I cannot believe I've only just opened this thread. Waterboy, you fucking rule buddy. Now hows about getting a webcam rigged up? Â I don't work with many idiots, though we do have one woman who'll believe anything and another who goes off in a totally different direction on any conversation. Â During a conversation about calories Me (joking): Cornish pasties have 101 grams of fat per hundred! Her: Really? Last time I have one of them. Â Different woman, during a conversation about Curtis Woodhouse's boxing match next week. Her: Did he get his license back? Me: He must have, he's fighting next Friday Her: No, his driving license. Me: What the fuck are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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