Paid Members CoreyVandal Posted October 16, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 16, 2009 Not at work, but I was walking past the cathedral in Cov today and overheard two girls talking: Girl 1: I can't believe they let this place get like this. It's falling apart! Girl 2: No, that's from when it was bombed in the war, that's why they build the new cathedral next door. Girl 1: What? I didn't know there'd ever been a war in England, when did that happen?! I wish I could have stuck around to hear the rest of that conversation, I bet it was a belter. Pales in comparison to The Waterboy's story though. Kudos for not stabbing her yet.
Steveo2007 Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 I have tears running down my face, that was one fo the funniest things I have ever read. She reminds me of my sister. How did that girl even get a job?
patiirc Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Waterboy, you should write a collected works.. that shit is comedy gold!.. all kinds of awesome...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 16, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 16, 2009 I don't see how he remembered all of that though.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 16, 2009 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 16, 2009 I don't see how he remembered all of that though. Like I said in the post, it wasn't word for word; but if you had a conversation like that, you would remember the nonsensical shite spewing out of its mouth,
Paid Members Deaq Posted October 16, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 16, 2009 I don't see how he remembered all of that though. Like I said in the post, it wasn't word for word; but if you had a conversation like that, you would remember the nonsensical shite spewing out of its mouth, I think we all agree, As long as she is as funny as that on a weekly basis and you post the convo here mate, Its worth not killing her yet.
Paid Members Monkee Posted October 17, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 17, 2009 This just made me cry with laughter:
LiamTheGreat Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 my god waterboy, you've found your own Karl Pilkington. You have to sneak a recording device into your work
freaky Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Again, not at work, but I was shopping for a new coat when I overheard a conversation two girls were having about Danyl from X-Factor and they were saying he was gay. 'I don't think he's gay, he doesn't look gay or act gay...' 'There's too many gays now, it's not fair on the girls.' You've heard them people - get your flaming torches and cull some queers.
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted October 17, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 17, 2009 (edited) Went into work early yesterday (so I could knock offearly being Friday), went into the canteen to get a coffee & some warehouse staff were on ther early break. On the counter a certificate had been put up basically saying that all chicken used in any of the food items sold was Halal & sourced from 'XXXXX Islamic Food supplies', or something along those lines. I glanced at the sign & didn't give it much afterthought. Two retarded bints behind me were reading the same notice, their conversation went along the lines of :- 'What does that say?' 'Something about Halai(??)' 'What's that then' 'Summit about Islams' 'What??' 'Look summit about Muslims & chicken' 'Oh what..I bet we're not allowed to eat chicken now because of muslims' 'Yeah, that what it says' Kill me now. Edited October 17, 2009 by Dead Mike
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 17, 2009 Awards Moderator Posted October 17, 2009 Waterboy, your pain brings joy to many, please endure her for as long as you can so that others' days may be brightened.
matbro1984 Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 This is comedy gold. If it's been embellished for effect, get into scriptwriting
King Pitcos Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 In season 2, he fucks her again - and this time, she gets pregnant!
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 18, 2009 Author Awards Moderator Posted November 18, 2009 She's back. Oh my, is she ever back. We
Paid Members JLM Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) I just clicked that "last click" thing and saw this: The Waterboy Posting in topic: Idiots at work Today, 04:27 PM PM I squealed with excitement. Please do post the longer tale if you have time, these posts are always a forum highlight. Edited November 18, 2009 by JLM
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