Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 6, 2009 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) So I had a few days off. During that time, I thought maybe it was time to give the idiot a fair chance and be more tolerant of her. 45 minutes into my first day back, however... Maths for the insane: Edited October 6, 2009 by The Waterboy
Harvey Dent Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I would dearly love to meet this woman. I'd never need any other form of entertainment again,
Steve Justice Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Bloke at work today showed us his Mothers cottage which is up for sale. Next to the main picture of the house was an older black and white picture. He said, "That's how the house looked in 1690." I said "How do you know?" "Because that's when the picture was taken" "Cameras weren't around in 1690" "Yes they were" "No they weren't. And also, there were no conservatories in 1690" "What do you mean" "That picture shows a cottage with a conservatory at the back. Conservatories are quite modern so that photo can't be from 1690" "Oh"
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted October 6, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2009 I'm not sure if this is idiocy, lying, or a poor cow going senile, but.... I'm currently working as a court messenger, and since there are twice as many floors than messengers, we work on a rota basis. While picking up and dropping off files this afternoon, I overheard a woman saying "I asked Christopher (me) to look for the file yesterday but..." and just left it there, almost as though to say I didn't bother. Which is true, as she never asked me. More to the point, I never saw her yesterday as I wasn't on her floor. I'm hoping she was either talking about someone else called Chris (I couldn't be asked to, well, ask) or forgot who was on her floor yesterday. If not, then at least it goes nicely with an incident from two weeks ago: The only time we take a file to a floor other than the one we're assigned to is if it has "DJD" or "Urgent" on it. Otherwise, it goes into the basement for the relevant messenger. The aforementioned woman asked me what happened to a file she put out. I told her I'd look in the basement to see if it was still there, to which she said she'd written "Urgent" on it. She didn't. As though the satisfaction of knowing I'd done nothing wrong wasn't enough, another messenger told her about her mistake. I've got an idea she doesn't like me much.
Loligan Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I would'nt go as far as calling this guy an idiot cause im actually good pals with him but he said a very stupid thing today, silly man:(talking to someone else) "i've still to watch that 12 rounds film with John Cena - everyone says its brilliant but i did'nt know it was WWE that made it so i put it off when i seen that" me: why would that make you turn it off?? silly man: cause, i don't like WWE it's fake as fuck!! There you have it - words of a man who only enjoys films starring REAL people telling REAL stories!!!
Paid Members Ronnie Posted October 6, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2009 So I had a few days off. During that time, I thought maybe it was time to give the idiot a fair chance and be more tolerant of her. 45 minutes into my first day back, however... Maths for the insane:
Zaheer Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 So I had a few days off. During that time, I thought maybe it was time to give the idiot a fair chance and be more tolerant of her. 45 minutes into my first day back, however... Maths for the insane:
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 16, 2009 Author Awards Moderator Posted October 16, 2009 Apologies for the uber-bump, but she's back. With a vengeance. This is from a conversation on Tuesday and only now have I been able to compose myself enough to type it out. How this conversation started is not a surprise, but almost 3 days later I still can
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted October 16, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 16, 2009 I have tears running down my face, that was one fo the funniest things I have ever read.
Ulf ist Gut Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 :laugh: The stuff about Leprechans and dragons is going to keep me smiling for hours, particularly
Twatters Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Thta's just so great. I wish i worked with people like her.
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted October 16, 2009 Paid Members Posted October 16, 2009 (edited) Good memory, son! Keep it up. May she never give birth. Edit: I hate typos. Edited October 16, 2009 by Stug Rivers
the_original Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 ..."Brilliant. What about leprechauns?" "I don't know. I've never seen one" "But you've heard of one. They must exist!" "Well obviously they exist, I just haven't seen one. Like a shark" that bit was the clincher for me, I haven't laughed like this in a while
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