Just Me Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 I've missed you. Â I've been bored for a couple of hours but this just cheered me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies. I have a mate that does this. He fucking smacks too and eats like he hasn't had a meal in 6 months. It is fucking disgusting. Everytime he does it I feel like smacking him in the face. Â Needless to say I never go out for something to eat with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hoff Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I got the guy I hated fired on friday. Goodtimes. Â He was a cock. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 There are actually people behind me who have a wallchart of the X Factor contestants and cross them off each week as they're booted off. Then they have a discussion about it for a couple of hours. Although it's been a bit different this week - they've been filling the day talking about I'm a Celebrity. And one of them was singing Christmas carols last week. Bah fucking humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 I got the guy I hated fired on friday. Goodtimes. Â He was a cock. Â You can't just leave it there! Details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegitBritWresFan Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 To add to my 'Andy The Ginger Tosser' stories from earlier in the thread, I recalled another story after a recent walk through the Industrial estates near where I live and used to work. Â Andy started phoning in sick or with excuses why he couldn't come to work, more so than usual, till one time he was off for 3 days in a row, yet was seen on his way to work by other employees, well it all came out days later, even though he had a full time job, he joined an agency and was taking work elsewhere and phoning in sick to work at the Warehouse across the road, cheeky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 18, 2009 Moderators Share Posted November 18, 2009 "I've been raped loads of times" Lauren's interjection into our conversation about Boxing in schools the other day annoyed me far more than it probably should have. Â "Why don't they play Karate instead?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 To add to my 'Andy The Ginger Tosser' stories from earlier in the thread, I recalled another story after a recent walk through the Industrial estates near where I live and used to work. Andy started phoning in sick or with excuses why he couldn't come to work, more so than usual, till one time he was off for 3 days in a row, yet was seen on his way to work by other employees, well it all came out days later, even though he had a full time job, he joined an agency and was taking work elsewhere and phoning in sick to work at the Warehouse across the road, cheeky bastard OT, but your avatar is outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 I got the guy I hated fired on friday. Goodtimes. Â He was a cock. Â Â Do elaborate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies. There's a woman at my work that smacks her lips at an incredible volume whilst eating, along with overly loud gulping sounds. The girls have christened her "Monch-chomper". When really annoys me is that she continues to make the smacking sound for a good 15 minutes after she's finished eating. Â Â "I've been raped loads of times" Lauren's interjection into our conversation Once more isn't going to harm her then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo2007 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) One of the girls in work has a tendency to be completely oblivious to world events outside the realm of make up, fashion and Katie Price. Me and another lad in the office were just talking general news and the Queens speech and Brown was mentioned when she chirped in with... Â "isn't he the chef?" "no that's Gordon Ramsay" "oh, who's Gordon Brown then?" "Prime Minister" "What's a Prime Minster?" Â I assure you the last quote is not a typo. I simply left it to my more patient colleague to answer that and following questions. Edited November 18, 2009 by Steveo2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Me Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm guessing she doesn't know what euthanasia is either, so it shouldn't be hard to get her signing a consent form with the promise of a free holiday to Switzerland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I've found that some stupid girls aren't as stupid as they make out to be. They're just attention seeking fuck wipes that are all "oooh look at me I'm all cute and silly". I call this the Jade syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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