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I would go back to the shop and say "After I left, I noticed you didnt charge me for the ciggies. I did think "oh well, not my problem" and got on with my life. The good news (for you) is that some blokes on a wrestling forum have dug me out over this. I've come to repay my debt to you and to them".

You should also take a mark picture (you and the guy in the shop, both holding up a fist) and post it as proof.

 

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Well I've called the police about this. so everyone rest safe. I've also scoured the site for any mention of anyone having a dodgy TV stick, so expect a knock if you're guilty. 

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3 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Well I've called the police about this. so everyone rest safe. I've also scoured the site for any mention of anyone having a dodgy TV stick, so expect a knock if you're guilty. 

Are those sticks even any good? I only ever hear people in pubs moaning that something they've been watching disappeared or that the quality is rubbish and it just seems more hassle than it's worth. 

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They do my fucking head in because often people who have them are oddly smug about it and love to talk about it as if its actually magical rather than just piracy made easy.

Paying for sky are you? I get it on my stick mate. I get it on my stick. My stick has everything on it mate. I'll just get it on my firestick mate. You name it. Any film, any series, any sport. I get it all on my stick pal. What do you mean you arent watching the game as its a 3pm kick off? Sorry, I forgot they arent on UK telly. I get those games on my stick. Everything is right here on my stick.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Well I've called the police about this. so everyone rest safe. I've also scoured the site for any mention of anyone having a dodgy TV stick, so expect a knock if you're guilty. 

I got mine from a bloke whose house had just been burgled. He forgot to charge me so I had the last laugh. 

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Go back in, come clean about the cigs, throw ceremonial salt in the cashier’s eyes. Peel off your Spurs shirt to reveal that you have joined the nWo, then tear that shirt off to reveal that you have joined Aces and Eights. Put the cash for the cigs in the donation box, steal the donation box. 

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8 minutes ago, JLM said:

Go back in, come clean about the cigs, throw ceremonial salt in the cashier’s eyes. Peel off your Spurs shirt to reveal that you have joined the nWo, then tear that off to reveal that you have joined Aces and Eights. Put the cash for the cigs in the donation box, then steal the donation box. 

Absolutely NO mention of crisps?! He's definitely having at least 10 packets during all that.

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27 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Good deflection Wooker. I wouldn't know. 

Hey, I am damn proud to be a card carrying member of the Roku Stick Subscription club. After doing a film and TV degree I could never think of using an illegal stick that may affect the income of a big wig executive at Netflix or Disney. 

Either that or I'm just too scared to actually use a dodgy stick because of the genuine fear I'll get caught. I'm such a badass. 

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17 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

Absolutely NO mention of crisps?! He's definitely having at least 10 packets during all that.

I'll be honest, it's a terrible selection, same for their fizzy drinks. 

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The only people I know who steal are activists that use the stock for a free meals kitchen for the local homeless so I'm all for the 'you dint see nothing' method.

That's my contribution over, carry on at will.

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1 minute ago, Chili said:

The only people I know who steal are activists that use the stock for a free meals kitchen for the local homeless so I'm all for the 'you dint see nothing' method.

You're wrong. The only people you know who steal are; 

1) activists that use the stock for a free meals kitchen for the local homeless

2) SuperBacon

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