Your end of life stats

[DavidB6937]

How many girls fancied me and I never knew about it.

How many miles I travelled in my lifetime.

How many times I did a tut and mumbled something under my breath when someone pissed me off.

How many individual sheets of toilet roll I used.

How many things I bought.

[Ironic Indie Lad]

How many hours I have spent working / how many hours I have spent skiving off. I think this would bring me immeasurable satisfaction even as I took my final desperate breaths. 

[wordsfromlee]

I'd love to know of any celebrities I've been in the same space as, walked past in the street etc. but never realised. Even people who weren't celebs at the time and went on to become one.

[SuperBacon]

4 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

I'd love to know of any celebrities I've been in the same space as, walked past in the street etc. but never realised

This, but murderers. 

[simonworden]

How many times I've genuinely offended someone without knowing it. I'll need a with/without wife inclusion there. 

How many slices of bread I've eaten would be a good one. 

Probably need to know how many times I've forced where I live onto unsuspecting strangers on the internet as well. 

[DavidB6937]

Ooh maybe how many spiders I've eaten in my sleep. Just to freak myself out.

[BomberPat]

When I lived in Jersey and was flying to England at least once a month, I often wondered how many hours of my life I spent sat around waiting for delayed flights and trains, and how many hours of my life I spent in cheap hotel rooms watching something like 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. I imagine it would make for depressing reading.

[wordsfromlee]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

This, but murderers. 

Same thing really

[Harry Wiseau]

I'd like to know out of the hundreds of pubs that i've driven past on the way somewhere and gone "oooh that looks like a nice pub, i'd love to go there someday" and never had the opportunity to, I'd love to know how many of them were actually pubs 'd have liked with beer i'd have liked.

how many times people genuinely laughed at something i said rather than just to be polite

How many free items Anne from Tunnocks had to send off because of a message i posted on some (vaguely) wrestling related forum.

 

 

I wouldn't want to know stuff like how many girls vaguely fancied me / i could have had a chance in a grown up way with with when i was younger, if it was loads i'd be really annoyed at myself and it was was none i'd again be really annoyed at myself.

[RedTwoster]

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

This, but murderers. 

I nearly posted this before the Corrie thing came to me, but I realised the number was, disturbingly, at least three and I don’t think I want to know how much higher that statistic is. 

Again going back to my time in retail - I used to chuck out three regular shoplifters, who would threaten me, but they were so puny that I didn’t take it seriously.

Then one of them was convicted of culpable homicide (the Scottish equivalent of manslaughter), and two of full murder (killing the same person).

So, erm, yeah. Knowing that is enough for me.

[TheBurningRed]

Same as a few others on here. Shits, wanks and having a piss. How much time and how many. 

Sleeping. Watching TV. Time spent on public transport.

4 hours ago, wordsfromlee said:

I'd love to know of any celebrities I've been in the same space as, walked past in the street etc. but never realised. Even people who weren't celebs at the time and went on to become one.

This, but also if I was ever in the same vicinity as my future best friends and my fiancée. Were we ever close by, did we ever walk past each other etc.

How many darts I’ve thrown (I’ve counted 180s)

How many chips I’ve eaten.

How many hours I’ve spent on Candy Crush. 

[hallicks]

23 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

This, but also if I was ever in the same vicinity as my future best friends and my fiancée. Were we ever close by, did we ever walk past each other etc.

Ooh, that’s a good one. My wife and I seem to have skirted around each other for many years before we finally met, including repeatedly renting the same VHS from our public library. We both had part time retail jobs in our town in our younger days, so it’s quite possible we interacted without realising. 

 

27 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

How many darts I’ve thrown (I’ve counted 180s)

I threw 6 180s in a week in 2002 and then stopped practicing. Desperate to get a board again. 

[Mr_Danger]

I’d love to know the total amount of money I’ve earned whilst taking a shit.

[TheHighlightReel]

How many different songs/albums I’ve listened to and how many pages of books I’ve read. I’d also say how many different beers I’ve had but I’m a bit of a geek for this and already keep a count on Untappd.

[gmoney]

13 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I’d love to know the total amount of money I’ve earned whilst taking a shit.

This is a key one. 

Hours clocked on the UKFF while working is another metric I'd like to see.