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when I was on work trips with my old boss, he used to love it if whatever conference or training or whatever we were there for finished up early and we got to the pub before 5pm. He used to joke about calculating what was the most he could drink during that time while still technically getting paid more than he was spending. I'd love to see some kind of calculation of that.

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46 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

How much snot my body has produced.

I've had the sniffles for 4 months for fucks sake.

Get an empty jar and see how much you produce in a month, and we'll go from there :)

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1. Wanks -obviously 

2. farts - volume of gas and combined decibels

3. Calories - how many times I could power a mk3 vw golf to the moon and back. 

4.  Times spent on the shitter - converted to episodes of Blackadder. 
 

5. money spent on booze and drugs. 

Edited by Thefatduck

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