IANdrewDiceClay presents “Typhoon vs Fandango” and other Dream matches

[air_raid]

So, I’ve been thinking about the post from Ian about this for a couple of days now, and reading Pats passion for Park (LA) has tipped me over the edge. I did a thread not long ago called “Underwhelming dream matches” but here’s an extension of that - you’re the money mark, and you can put on whatever you want. Not “in their primes” but TODAY and regardless of who they’re contracted too. As long as they can still walk, book it, even if it’s going to be shite. What tickles your fancy even if nobody else on the planet would watch it?

Id love to see Haku/Meng, Barbar and Warload (they’re all still alive, right?) tagging as the Faces Of Pain. Shuffling around beating up some younger, smaller lads not unlike Oddities vs Kaientai from SummerSlam 98. Lets say… Tyler Breeze & Pretty Deadly. It would take place in slow motion but I’d enjoy it.

Your turn. As daft as you want. Even LA Knight vs Akira Tozawa.

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Because I can’t quote in the first post of a new topic….

On 3/15/2024 at 10:11 PM, IANdrewDiceClay said:

Like any of us if we were billionaires wouldn't come out the bath and be like "fuck it, its Typhoon vs Frandango on Dynamite tomorrow night" just for a laugh.

 

[SuperBacon]

Brock Lesnar vs Michael Rapaport. No holds barred shoot fight please.

[Chili]

Tatanka Vs Rodney Dangerfield. Natural Born Thrillers as Lumberjacks.

Edited March 19, 2024 by Chili
Future Echoes

[Loki]

Tag Match
Young Bucks v Undertaker & Kane

Women's Match
Jamie Hayter v Bianca Belair

Main Event
Sid Vicious v Will Ospreay

 

 

[air_raid]

6 minutes ago, Loki said:

Main Event
Sid Vicious v Will Ospreay

ABSOLUTELY. He understood the brief.

[gmoney]

Warlord vs Orange Cassidy plz. 

[BomberPat]

1 hour ago, air_raid said:

Id love to see Haku/Meng, Barbar and Warload (they’re all still alive, right?) tagging as the Faces Of Pain.

This happened in a CHIKARA King of Trios - they faced Mike Bennett and the Young Bucks.

Edited March 19, 2024 by BomberPat

[Merzbow]

I'd put the money up for Foley's last match, him and Eddie Kingston vs Atsushi Onita and Jon Moxley, Electrified & Explosive Cage Match.

Semi main is a returning Volk Han vs Bryan Danielson, RINGS rules.

Opening squash match is Tugboat vs Darby Allin.

[davertfnewman]

I saw the title and thought the guy who does the shit reviews on Scott Keith's site on Wednesday had invaded UKFF.

Edited March 19, 2024 by davertfnewman

[Big Bully Busick]

Van Hammer Vs Hornswoggle

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

The Young Bucks v The Midnight Express (Stan Lane and Dennis Condrey with Jim Cornette) 

Johnny Saint v Bryan Danielson 

Hangman Page v Cowboy Bob Orton Jr

Scott Steiner v Bron Breaker loser has to keep Rick Steiner. 

William Regal v Orange Cassidy. 

 

[Chili]

3 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

The Young Bucks v The Midnight Express (Stan Lane and Dennis Condrey with Jim Cornette) 

Johnny Saint v Bryan Danielson 

Hangman Page v Cowboy Bob Orton Jr

Scott Steiner v Bron Breaker loser has to keep Rick Steiner. 

William Regal v Orange Cassidy. 

 

Christ, you can actually picture Regal/Cassidy in your head and see it play out in about three or four different types of match.

[mim731]

1 hour ago, gmoney said:

Warlord vs Orange Cassidy plz. 

Initially read that as Watford vs Orange Cassidy. Very different sort of dream match.

[Vegeta]

Too soon for Stephanie Mcmahon vs Janelle Grant?