Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 So I've been to the pub today for lunch today, and while I was there I had to go for a gypsies and was confronted by a sight that offered no obvious explanation. Someone had not hit the urinals in a spectacular fashion, it was like a racehorse had been in. Now this can happen in any pub, what was strange though, and something I have no answer for was that there was a single piss footprint in the middle of the room, not near the urinals, and when I say footprint I mean footprint, the toes were clearly outlined, just one and no other footprints in the room. The only conclusion I can come too is that a one legged barefoot man went for a wazz, pissed everywhere and hopped out in a single bound. This seems unlikely and like the Johnny Nash song it left more questions than answers. So has anyone else has a situation that has left you with more questions than answers? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 27, 2023 Members Posted March 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: had to go for a gypsies A what? Quote
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, SuperBacon said: A what? Gypsies Kiss - piss. Apparently. Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 I thought it was Gypsy Lee - Pee. That’s how my dads been saying it around me my whole life. At least we’ve moved on from people who can’t shit properly to piss. Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27, 2023 Author Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, TheBurningRed said: I thought it was Gypsy Lee - Pee. That’s how my dads been saying it around me my whole life. At least we’ve moved on from people who can’t shit properly to piss. Gypsy Rose Lee - Tea surely. Hence, a nice cup of Rosie. Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 That would make more sense tbf. And he refers to a cup of tea as a cup of Rosie as well. What an idiot. I’ll make sure he knows that as well. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 Does the title of this thread relate to what context Gypsies is used for? Because I’ve never heard it used for slang for a piss before Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27, 2023 Author Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 I genuinely thought that gypsies (kiss) as rhyming slang for a piss was pretty common. Apparently not. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 27, 2023 Members Posted March 27, 2023 It was always Jimmy Riddle in our house. Quote
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 53 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I genuinely thought that gypsies (kiss) as rhyming slang for a piss was pretty common. Apparently not. It is, don't worry. And I'm even more northern than you are. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 27, 2023 (edited) Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. Edited March 27, 2023 by Devon Malcolm Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 28, 2023 Paid Members Posted March 28, 2023 Was always a 'Slash Gordon' in these parts. Quote
King Coconut Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 10 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. It was a Danny (La Rue) in the Coconut house. Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. Or laying a Sir Vincent Quote
Loki Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 "Going for a wazz" in our neck of the woods, no idea what that comes from. Quote
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