Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 So I've been to the pub today for lunch today, and while I was there I had to go for a gypsies and was confronted by a sight that offered no obvious explanation. Someone had not hit the urinals in a spectacular fashion, it was like a racehorse had been in. Now this can happen in any pub, what was strange though, and something I have no answer for was that there was a single piss footprint in the middle of the room, not near the urinals, and when I say footprint I mean footprint, the toes were clearly outlined, just one and no other footprints in the room. The only conclusion I can come too is that a one legged barefoot man went for a wazz, pissed everywhere and hopped out in a single bound. This seems unlikely and like the Johnny Nash song it left more questions than answers. So has anyone else has a situation that has left you with more questions than answers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: had to go for a gypsies A what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, SuperBacon said: A what? Gypsies Kiss - piss. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 I thought it was Gypsy Lee - Pee. That’s how my dads been saying it around me my whole life. At least we’ve moved on from people who can’t shit properly to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, TheBurningRed said: I thought it was Gypsy Lee - Pee. That’s how my dads been saying it around me my whole life. At least we’ve moved on from people who can’t shit properly to piss. Gypsy Rose Lee - Tea surely. Hence, a nice cup of Rosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 That would make more sense tbf. And he refers to a cup of tea as a cup of Rosie as well. What an idiot. I’ll make sure he knows that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 Does the title of this thread relate to what context Gypsies is used for? Because I’ve never heard it used for slang for a piss before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 27 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 27 I genuinely thought that gypsies (kiss) as rhyming slang for a piss was pretty common. Apparently not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 It was always Jimmy Riddle in our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 53 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I genuinely thought that gypsies (kiss) as rhyming slang for a piss was pretty common. Apparently not. It is, don't worry. And I'm even more northern than you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 (edited) Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. Edited March 27 by Devon Malcolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 28 Paid Members Share Posted March 28 Was always a 'Slash Gordon' in these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 10 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. It was a Danny (La Rue) in the Coconut house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 11 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Considering this is the UKFF, I'm surprised we're not discussing going for an Eartha. Or laying a Sir Vincent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Going for a wazz" in our neck of the woods, no idea what that comes from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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