Rule One Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just off to drop the plop in a stern northern accent seems to do the trick no matter the location. A Geordie accent seems to get the best response. Anything else in comparison seems like Tory speak. Extra marks if you have Private Eye or Viz on hand for reading material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 If you’re all reading Private Eye and Viz whilst taking a shit then when do you even find the time to read and post about shits on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 30, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: If you’re all reading Private Eye and Viz whilst taking a shit then when do you even find the time to read and post about shits on here? When taking a dump at work. I've put a note about the lack of Viz in the toilets into the suggestion box a few times but with no success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted March 30, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 16 minutes ago, Tommy! said: When taking a dump at work. Reminds me when I read "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time." I imagine some creative type on here can Anglicize the sentiment into something equally as catchy. Although personally as a sit-down pisser, I'm as likely to read Chippy Tea while having a pee, as I am browse through Twitter while on the Gary Glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 30, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 Time and a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 (edited) Time Off In Loo? Edited March 30, 2023 by SuperBacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 30, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Time Off In Loo? Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 30, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 4 hours ago, SuperBacon said: Time Off In Loo? I was quite surprised that this post didn't spawn a post in the Today I Learned thread that it's time of in lieu not time off in loo or lou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 30, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I was quite surprised that this post didn't spawn a post in the Today I Learned thread that it's time of in lieu not time off in loo or lou. A mate of mine who works at Square Enix says they have a Taiwanese colleague who is always skiving off, and consequently has been nicknamed "Tai Min Liu". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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