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Just now, Loki said:

"Going for a wazz" in our neck of the woods, no idea what that comes from.

Probably refers to the staff below decks. 

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If we are moving on to solids, which let's face it was inevitable, it would either be going for a Tom Tit, or if you were suffering from constipation, going for a "Mathematicians" which is not rhyming slang at all. 

Neither would be my dearly departed neighbour, who was, let's call him old school racist. He would "Drop Frank Bruno's kids off at the swimming pool" 

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10 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

Going for a Stig in deepest Wiltshire.

Is this a euphemism for urinating because people recognise you from your large white helmet?

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My dad occasionally used to slang the traditional 'shit, shave and shower' by saying he was going for an "Eartha, a dig and a David".

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37 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

It was “going for a pony” in my household. 

Pony and cart = shart?

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36 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

My dad occasionally used to slang the traditional 'shit, shave and shower' by saying he was going for an "Eartha, a dig and a David".

You are going to have to help me with "a dig" Dev. 

*Edit* it's "Dig a grave" isn't it. 

Edited by Lion_of_the_Midlands
Noggin work.
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52 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

You are going to have to help me with "a dig" Dev. 

*Edit* it's "Dig a grave" isn't it. 

That's the one!

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