Jump to content

Doomed to Repeat


Devon Malcolm
 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Paid Members

What stupid error do you keep making in your day-to-day life and never learn from?

My favourite is opening the oven door and getting my face too close to the blast of heat that escapes from it when I go to check on something. Amazed I haven't needed a skin graft yet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Getting in the bath before the kids have gone to bed. Two things will happen, the little lad will come in smiling getting undressed and tell me his mum sent him in (she hasn’t) before getting in my scolding hot bath, complaining it’s too hot before he puts the cold tap on and pisses in the bath whilst not breaking eye contact with me, still smiling. The other thing that will happen is his sister will come in and do a shit on the toilet. Every time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Doing sandwiches in the grill without putting a tray under them. My work from home lunch practically every day is a greasy tuna cheese sandwich and every few weeks we have to scrape a cheese graveyard of Pompeii proportions from the bottom of the grill because dickhead here keeps refusing to put a tray under what he's toasting. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Aside from doing the blast of heat from the oven thing, I also have an issue with plugs. In the living room one of our sockets has two extensions plugged in. One is for my work station and the other is the router and house phone/answer machine. Guess which one I keep turning off at night by mistake?

Clue: it's the one that takes down Netflix and Xbox Live in one fell swoop.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a water bottle with a built in straw, the lid opens to allow you to drink from it. If you put the lid onto the bottle whilst the lid is fully shut the water floods the lid and it leaks instantly and water runs down the side of the bottle. Something to do with science and the straw being bent. 

I forget to open the lid twice a day whilst making water and I am infuriated every single time. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...