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Too many scripts or song lyrics these days using “(insert X) and I” presumably to sound smart or eloquent when as the object rather than subject of the sentence, “and me” is correct. It’s another “revert” situation that I’m terrified is just going to become accepted as “fine” when it isn’t. It’s incorrect.

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27 minutes ago, air_raid said:

I’m terrified is just going to become accepted as “fine” when it isn’t. It’s incorrect.

You lost that battle long ago. It's been the trademark of an aspirational manner of talking for as long as I can remember. (Those not quite ready to make the jump often opt for “myself” instead.)

I think that the origin is fairly easy to discern: “Me and air_raid had a good moan” gets corrected to “air-raid and I”, and the reason isn't clarified but the lesson is absorbed as “‘me‘ is wrong”. And so there's hypercorrection in those cases where “me” is unequivocally correct, reinforced by hearing so many other supposedly educated people say, “Between you and I” and “Best wishes from air_raid and I”.

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Making an small, simple error I've never made before, while doing a task that I do all the time, then repeating that same error constantly afterwards. I've clicked the wrong button while doing something easy at work today about five times. The button has not moved. Infuriating. 

I get a similar thing happen in video games as well. I can be on a certain section of a game, a hard boss in Dark Souls or whatever, and then suddenly I can't even get to the boss because I'm being walloped by an easy enemy every time or falling off the same bit of a ledge or whatever. 

 

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The difference between traditional outtakes and what I think of as the more American style bloopers and the slow encroach of this latter, less funny style taking over.

Outtakes

Compilation of actors trying to say lines and corpsing. Inexplicably one of the most infectiously funny things you can watch. The inclusion of clapperboards showing how many takes they've done welcomed. AMAZING 

Bloopers 

Has some corpsing, but will also usually have a shitty "funny" soundtrack underneath it, as well as stupid pranks played on set, someone doing something self consciously wacky or even to camera interviews about how so bloody silly Steve Carrell was on set. SHITE.

 

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14 hours ago, gmoney said:

The difference between traditional outtakes and what I think of as the more American style bloopers and the slow encroach of this latter, less funny style taking over.

Outtakes

Compilation of actors trying to say lines and corpsing. Inexplicably one of the most infectiously funny things you can watch. The inclusion of clapperboards showing how many takes they've done welcomed. AMAZING 

Bloopers 

Has some corpsing, but will also usually have a shitty "funny" soundtrack underneath it, as well as stupid pranks played on set, someone doing something self consciously wacky or even to camera interviews about how so bloody silly Steve Carrell was on set. SHITE.

 

Happy Christmas, Dennis Norden.

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Playing Rhythm Kitchen on Mario Party Jamboree and I messed up the very last move in the final game to spoil a perfect run. 

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Been watching Londons Burning on on demand...got to the end of series 5 and the next available is series 11! No thanks it got shit in that time and there was barely any shouts by then! 

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A tampax advert was just on and they must have said THE GUSH about half a dozen times. Between this a the bloke singing DIARRHOEA at me, could I just have a moment where I don’t feel sick please?

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People using ‘chill’ rather than ‘chilled’ or ‘chilled out’. I don’t know when this started, but it makes me cringe every time I hear it, so whoever was patient zero for this one can go fuck themselves.

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4 minutes ago, FLips said:

A tampax advert was just on and they must have said THE GUSH about half a dozen times. Between this a the bloke singing DIARRHOEA at me, could I just have a moment where I don’t feel sick please?

Yeah that's rank. Shout out to this Andrex advert though with a banging drum and bass track, that doesn't once mention nastiness.

 

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59 minutes ago, FLips said:

A tampax advert was just on and they must have said THE GUSH about half a dozen times. Between this a the bloke singing DIARRHOEA at me, could I just have a moment where I don’t feel sick please?

Diarrhoea man is the Head Teacher in the latest series of Mammoth.  Proof that things can only get better.

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I'm off work tomorrow so my wife and dog who usually sleep heavily through the night have both decided to team up and have a restless night, right up until they were sure I was awake and not getting back to sleep and now they're both fast asleep snoring.

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