Minor Annoyances (Vol 2)

[SuperBacon]

Sitting down to have a piss (every time these days), and it turning into a poo, and you don't have your phone or anything to read to hand.

I've just read the ingredients in my shampoo. #OldSchool 

[Chest Rockwell]

Cannot fathom how you wouldn't know you needed a poo.  Surely that's a rare thing?

[SuperBacon]

4 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Cannot fathom how you wouldn't know you needed a poo.  Surely that's a rare thing?

Because I have stomach issues and it often comes out of nowhere.

[Lorne Malvo]

Happens to me loads too. Having a sit-down wee is one of the only joys in life I have left, then along comes a stealth shite to ruin it. Annoying.

[Bus Surfer]

Anyone else do this regularly? 

The pain of trying to work out which app Ive removed while my brain struggles to handle the offensive gap that's been created. 

And no, it's not in the 'Health' folder. 

Edited June 27, 2025 by Bus Surfer

[Chest Rockwell]

You having that many icons loose on your desktop is pretty unsettling for me tbh. 

[gmoney]

36 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

You having that many icons loose on your desktop is pretty unsettling for me tbh. 

That's nothing, I've got 8 pages of completely unsorted apps on my phone. Got about 55,000 unread emails as well, if that does anything for you. 

EDIT: And while I'm here, my autocorrect changed "does" to "doesn't" when I posted this. What fucking sense is that? "Ah, he must mean the opposite of what he typed. He's mistyped the well known phrase "doesn't anything for you".

Edited June 27, 2025 by gmoney

[Bus Surfer]

48 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

You having that many icons loose on your desktop is pretty unsettling for me tbh. 

I only use folders if there's atleast 3 or 4 apps that suitably fit under whatever description/name I give the folder. 

Folders for the sake of it, in my eyes. 

 

[SuperBacon]

16 minutes ago, gmoney said:

EDIT: And while I'm here, my autocorrect changed "does" to "doesn't" when I posted this. What fucking sense is that? "Ah, he must mean the opposite of what he typed. He's mistyped the well known phrase "doesn't anything for you".

I've said this for a while now but the autocorrect on WhatsApp especially is absolutely wild these days. 

I'm sure there's a good explanation for it but it is annoying. 

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, gmoney said:

Got about 55,000 unread emails as well

I find this extremely upsetting.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

If I had 55,000 unread emails I poke out my eyes with sugar glass because it's really dangerous stuff apparently. 

[wordsfromlee]

I don't think I've ever received 55,000 email in total, ever. never mind unread ones.

I do have a couple of folders with just one app in them though.

[Chest Rockwell]

That's rookie numbers for unread emails. I've probably got that many unread in my deleted items alone ... 

[SuperBacon]

2 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

That's rookie numbers for unread emails. I've probably got that many unread in my deleted items alone ... 

Why wouldn't you empty that?

[Chest Rockwell]

4 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Why wouldn't you empty that?

? No reason to. They archive automatically after a certain time period..