A thread in which for Arsenal and Spurs fans to have sexual tension and poor banter 20/21.

[mim731]

3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

According to Twitter, hes involved in buying Arsenal along with Spotify man, Henry, Herbert Chapman, John Thompsons Gooner Fast Show character and John Jensen. 

You leave Big John out of this!

[PunkStep]

If it wasn't for Big John, in a roundabout way, we would never have had Papa Wenger at the club! He should have his own statue. 

[mim731]

Can someone remind me the origin of the Harry Kane is a Tory stuff? Asking to settle an argument unrelated to the UKFF. @Keith Houchenpossibly?

[SuperBacon]

Yeah, hes gone*

*I've gone full conspiracy/Liverpool fans tracking flights mode.

[SuperBacon]

Can't think of a more fitting tribute to our greatest ever player, than putting in our worst display of the season and losing at home to Aston Villa. A truly wonderful football club.

[Mr_Danger]

Dear Spurs,

Fancy not being shit on Sunday?

TIA,

The Nations Favourite Team.

[PunkStep]

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

our greatest ever player

That's a bold statement. Not saying I disagree, but do you put him ahead of Hoddle, Blanchflower and Jimmy?

[SuperBacon]

11 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

That's a bold statement. Not saying I disagree, but do you put him ahead of Hoddle, Blanchflower and Jimmy?

Yes.

29 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Dear Spurs,

Fancy not being shit on Sunday?

TIA,

The Nations Favourite Team.

No.

[Factotum]

Arsenal now second in the 'Last 23 games of the season table' The ones that counts.

It does show that progress has occurred. It is a massive summer for the club. My hope is the Kroenke's in some PR attempt throw some money at it (Still want them gone of course but I am easily bought)

I'm going to the game Sunday so looking forward to getting back in the stadium and being overcharged for a sausage roll. The beauty of the game.

[air_raid]

Everyone got their St Totteringhams Day bunting out of the loft, fam?

[SuperBacon]

On 5/16/2021 at 1:33 PM, SuperBacon said:

Peak Spurs, but I can't include the 2008 League Cup.

Absolutely cba typing it all out again here, so I'll just link the tweet, as I am bored and sat down with a coffee and worked it out.

Now there are a few caveats. I've only included trophies or equivalents that Spurs could play in and win (so domestic cups), so no lower league Championships or Play Off trophies. I have also not included the Charity Shield as that's not a major trophy. There are also some players who NEVER played a first team game for Spurs, but still left the club and won something.

Some players also skew the stats, but this is still funny IMO. Might have missed a couple but I lost the will to live around 2015.

COYS

I know I just made a silly tweet, but I am genuinely fuming that some little cunt from the Daily Mail saw this and ripped it off for content. Cunts.

Someone tell me I can invoice them.

[Hannibal Scorch]

8 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I know I just made a silly tweet, but I am genuinely fuming that some little cunt from the Daily Mail saw this and ripped it off for content. Cunts.

Someone tell me I can invoice them.

They once stole a picture off of my Twitter. I invoiced and got paid £70 when they admitted they had used it without asking. 

[SuperBacon]

2 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

Double for including a picture of Vincent Janssen.

That's LEAGUE TITLE winning Vincent Janssen to you.

[Factotum]

I hate how the media jumps on this shit. As an Arsenal fan I've gone through this so many times with players and its nonsense. Kane doing a lap the other day and Jeff Stelling was commentating on it like he only had a week to live. 'OH LOOK WHAT OTHERS HAVE WON' is nonsense. Kane could join Olympiacos then and just win a league title every year.

[Mr_Danger]

I blame shit house journos like Daily Mail’s Garry Bacon.