A thread in which for Arsenal and Spurs fans to have sexual tension and poor banter 20/21.

[mim731]

I will still buy literally any other beer rather than Holsten Pils. 

[SuperBacon]

4 minutes ago, mim731 said:

I will still buy literally any other beer rather than Holsten Pils. 

That's acceptable though as Holsten Pils is absolutely (Christian) gross.

[thevestofdeanambrose]

I see nobody has mentioned boycotting Spurs current sponsor as nobody knows who they are or what the fuck they do. Just they have a lovely red logo which is the perfect colour for a Tottenham shirt. 

[Factotum]

The only time I have ever had a Holsten Pills was on election night 2008 and it was the only thing in the local corner shop after we had been kicked out of the pub at 3am as they ran out of beer. So I sat and watched Obama be historically elected while drinking the worst beer ever

[SuperBacon]

Fucking hell, Kroenke must've done you lads bad. 

The bar is low. So, so low.

 

[air_raid]

Christ, if watching the game when you should be working and going to your clubs ground “many times” is all they’re looking for, I’ll happily host the meeting to form a Keffer consortium to take over Spurs. Arrive early so you get the pies while they’re still hot.

[hallicks]

Will there be a meat raffle as well? 

My brother used to say his Scottish team was Aberdeen as they were also sponsored by JVC. 

[Factotum]

16 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Fucking hell, Kroenke must've done you lads bad. 

The bar is low. So, so low.

Never ever think AFTV are in any way a representation of what Arsenal fans actually think. Bunch of clowns they are

[SuperBacon]

He's done. I've accepted it. Maybe he'll go to Brentford and I can still be happy.

 

[Factotum]

I just don't see him going at all. That contract is too long and nobody is going to pay as much as Levy will want. Unless he can force himself out somehow I think he'll be there for a while.

Can see Son leaving instead

[SuperBacon]

3 hours ago, Factotum said:

I just don't see him going at all. That contract is too long and nobody is going to pay as much as Levy will want. Unless he can force himself out somehow I think he'll be there for a while.

Can see Son leaving instead

Nah, I've convinced myself it's happening this summer and therefore won't be taking in any rational thought or reasoning about it.

 

[air_raid]

I’ve got a weird feeling that Kane’s injury record would actually put off most of the clubs that could afford the ludicrous price tag that Levy would demand for him. Plus he’s got little pace to speak of and needs a team built to suit him where most of the big guns seem to know who they build around already.

Son however could go anywhere and succeed, and probably will.

[PunkStep]

6 minutes ago, air_raid said:

Plus he’s got little pace to speak of

That's probably not an issue outside of the Premier League is it? And it's not even an issue for him here.

I can't see him leaving, he seems too much of a modern one-club player. And when I say modern one-club player I mean one proper club (exc loans) and then finish off in America or a crap league for a payday, like Gerrard, Xavi and Iniesta.

[SuperBacon]

17 minutes ago, air_raid said:

I’ve got a weird feeling that Kane’s injury record would actually put off most of the clubs that could afford the ludicrous price tag that Levy would demand for him. Plus he’s got little pace to speak of and needs a team built to suit him where most of the big guns seem to know who they build around already.

Son however could go anywhere and succeed, and probably will.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but are you saying that Kane would struggle in certain teams?

He could go to *just at random* Brest and score a million goals. He will do that anywhere he goes. 

[PunkStep]

So would Calum Wilson!