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Otto Dem Wanz

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  • 3 months later...

Bully XL discourse. 
 

“In the 80s they blamed Dobermans, in the 90s it was Rottweilers etc”

yeah they weren’t genetically bred to be killers were they

”I’ve got a pit bull cross and he wouldn’t hurt a fly”

So, not a Bully XL then. 

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A girl I went on a couple of dates with a few years ago just posted an honest-to-goodness "We Are A Generation That Will Never Come Back" post on Instagram, having not posted anything else in over a year. 

Lots of "remember when kids played outside" stuff, but one of them was, "a generation that found, collected and washed & Returned empty coke bottles to the local grocery store for 5 cents each, then bought a Mountain Dew and candy bar with the money". You're about 35, Romanian, and living in Jersey, somehow I don't think that's an accurate description of your childhood. 

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53 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Great bit of the film.

Yup. Facts. 

Me and a mate have got a bit of a running joke where everytime we see those daft pics of people with quotes they definitely didn't say, we send them to each other. Except now I've started photoshopping my own quote onto the bottom. The last one I sent him was a black and white picture of Tommy Shelby with "You don't get anything for a pair, not in this game" at the bottom.

The best one I saw was a picture of Tupac with "A wolf doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep", because it's common knowledge that Tupac was one of those Facebook moms who keep their pyjamas on to pick the kids up from school.

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1 hour ago, Lorne Malvo said:

Me and a mate have got a bit of a running joke where everytime we see those daft pics of people with quotes they definitely didn't say, we send them to each other. Except now I've started photoshopping my own quote onto the bottom. The last one I sent him was a black and white picture of Tommy Shelby with "You don't get anything for a pair, not in this game" at the bottom.

The best one I saw was a picture of Tupac with "A wolf doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep", because it's common knowledge that Tupac was one of those Facebook moms who keep their pyjamas on to pick the kids up from school.

I did that once with a picture of Lincoln - the quote being "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best".

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