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Oba demolishing a multi champion and dominating team in the War Raiders on his own is either inspired booking or making your tag division look even more of a joke than it’s been presented recently.

The battle of the Zebros at Mania huh. Probably the best match they can have main event and finally Punk gets to claim himself a Wrestlemania headliner. 

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9 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Oba demolishing a multi champion and dominating team in the War Raiders on his own is either inspired booking or making your tag division look even more of a joke than it’s been presented recently.

It was probably the most interesting thing they've done with a tag team in a while so that's something.

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I like Oba Femi & really hope something at least half decent is done with him

He is an absolute brute who has a big presence, things don't have to be too contrived and complex just a dominating run would do.

 

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I think we determined with so many people giving The Rumble a chance that WWE is certainly a taste, and it says more about us freaks that choose to watch regularly than those who can’t stomach it, but this was a great episode of Raw.

Bron Breakker perfectly hitting that Steiner sweet spot of being absolutely wild and terrifying, yet unintentionally hilarious. His voice breaking as he screamed into the microphone, him falling out of the ring as he tried to charge at Adam Pearce, him nearly failing to knock over a mop bucket backstage. So, so funny. He’s like Scott reincarnated.

Gunther is the best Sports Entertainer of the last few decades. Fantastic in the ring, fantastic on the mic, brilliant character work, tremendous heel delivery, expert comedic timing. Fuck a Drew/Jacob/Cody match headlining Night One. That’s the Career Killer’s spot. Laughing his arse off.

Dominic Mysterio debuted a new, fuller, even more spectacular moustache! That’s the business! Give me that over more matches every day of the week.

Fun plunder match for the Women’s Title. Wild they changed Stephanie’s music to make it more generic, but at this point I just assume everything is to feed into Unreal. They’ll probably dedicate half an episode to her reaction to getting emailed over generic_crap_rawk.mp3.

Insider references aside, Roman and Punk was electric. Two megastars cutting a proper money promo. Roman Reigns when he’s locked in is as good as it gets. Looked the fucking business walking straight out to the ring from his car. Extra points for all the strays Drew and Finn were catching from him. Randomly burying guys to further build yourself up. Real graps.

This is it. CM Punk’s real Mania Main Event. What we should have gotten last year. Everyone involved in that muddled pile of shit should be ashamed of themselves after watching this. It was almost fitting when Punk came out that they cut to that random fan dressed as Seth because the ghost of Seth hung over this entire segment, proving without a shadow of a doubt that he’s a complete scrub who drags everything down. Maybe the fan actually was Seth. That’s the side of the barricade he belongs on.

Baffled anyone is complaining that it’s for the World Title rather than the, “Undisputed,” (LOL) WWE Title because this is exactly what you should be doing. Treat both belts as equally as important and then fans will buy them as such. The only reason the Seth belt has always felt like the European Title is because Seth has been carrying or challenging for it! Frankly, this already feels bigger than whatever the WWE Title match is at Mania, and if you don’t agree I’m sure Roman will continue to bury them whenever he next gets the chance.

Funniest thing about them cutting this promo now, when Punk is still feuding with Finn, is that it suggests Roman’s going back home until Mania. Came in. Won The Rumble. Fucked back off until Mania. Don’t Pass Go, but do collect your millions and millions of dollars. GOAT shit.

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For as long as they've had two top titles, which one gets to be the "proper" World Title has always been dictated by which one the proper stars are fighting over today anyway, it's just the first time this version of the belt has been in this position. Is the top belt the one Drew McIntyre's knocking about with, or the one Roman Reigns just won the Royal Rumble to challenge CM Punk for in the main event of Wrestlemania? Sorry Cody, thanks for everything, but the other belt's for the big boys now.

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10 minutes ago, The King of Old School said:

I have a feeling he will get himself in the Drew/Rhodes/Fatu match.

As soon as he's revealed as Jacob Fatu's attacker, which I'm convinced is the direction of travel he'll turn on Cody and they'll slot it together as a four way I suspect. 

30 minutes ago, Supremo said:

Gunther is the best Sports Entertainer of the last few decades. Fantastic in the ring, fantastic on the mic, brilliant character work, tremendous heel delivery, spectacular comedic timing. Fuck a Drew/Jacob/Cody match headlining Night One. That’s the Career Killer’s spot. Laughing his arse off.

Fuck knows where Gunther lands for Mania. There doesn't feel like an obvious match immediately unless I'm missing something? He deserves something substantial given the form he's been in.  

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26 minutes ago, mim731 said:

Fuck knows where Gunther lands for Mania. There doesn't feel like an obvious match immediately unless I'm missing something? He deserves something substantial given the form he's been in.  

Who needs retiring? Randy Orton? Brock Lesnar? The Bellas?

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After that Bella’s in ring segment, I vote for them @tiger_rick. Were they always that bad and I forgot?

Total opposite to Punk/Reigns. I have to say I thought Punks delivery was better than Reigns. But even by saying less, Roman won the battle of the words. No idea what they’re going to do between now and Mania after that. 

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23 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Total opposite to Punk/Reigns. I have to say I thought Punks delivery was better than Reigns. But even by saying less, Roman won the battle of the words. No idea what they’re going to do between now and Mania after that. 

Roman could sell a knee injury, attack some random people, get suspended, they could pivot to Punk vs. Charlotte, then make Roman earn his shot again and then run a triple threat!

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9 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

Roman could sell a knee injury, attack some random people, get suspended, they could pivot to Punk vs. Charlotte, then make Roman earn his shot again and then run a triple threat!

There's absolutely NO men in black hoodies in this scenario. You'd never make it in the writers room!

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5 hours ago, tiger_rick said:

Who needs retiring? Randy Orton? Brock Lesnar? The Bellas?

Best idea I’ve heard is Gunther retiring Rey Mysterio at Wrestlemania. Keeps putting the boots in afterwards. Laughing his arse off. Then Dirty Dom runs in for the save. Rey is forced to retire, but wins in the end, reunited with his son. Dom’s babyface turn is complete. Dirty Dom goes Clean. Not a dry eye in the house.

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11 hours ago, Supremo said:

Best idea I’ve heard is Gunther retiring Rey Mysterio at Wrestlemania. Keeps putting the boots in afterwards. Laughing his arse off. Then Dirty Dom runs in for the save. Rey is forced to retire, but wins in the end, reunited with his son. Dom’s babyface turn is complete. Dirty Dom goes Clean. Not a dry eye in the house.

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Actually that's not the worst idea, and Gunther beating the shit out of Dragon Lee is a nice link to get there too.  I suppose it depends what they do with Finn Balor in the coming weeks, and whether they're splitting the Judgement Day. This would also be a very simple mechanism to split him off from Liv is that was the direction of travel. 

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Fucking hell he’s good. See you in April, Big Rome. You’ve earned the break.

I had to go back and check if that woman screaming when he says, “acknowledge me,” had been added in. It hasn’t. It happened live. I am that woman. I screamed too.

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