Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 9/5/2019 at 7:20 AM, simonworden said: One that sticks out in my head was a very quite young mother to be who came into a pub I worked in (18 as she had a glass of wine! and I checked her ID). Her friend asked her what she was going to call the child and she responded by AJ. The friend then tried to clarify if A and J stood for something and the girl responded "Nah it just means AJ just the two letters". I know there's worse fucking names given to kids and we have our beloved AJ Styles but typically the letters mean something and with the voice she had I was struggling not to crack up 10 feet away at the bar. Chuck Taylor was talking about his family on his highspots show and mentioned his grandad is called JD. And it isn’t shortened for anything. It’s just JD. But that’s Kentucky for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 9/5/2019 at 7:20 AM, simonworden said: One that sticks out in my head was a very quite young mother to be who came into a pub I worked in (18 as she had a glass of wine! and I checked her ID). Her friend asked her what she was going to call the child and she responded by AJ. The friend then tried to clarify if A and J stood for something and the girl responded "Nah it just means AJ just the two letters". I know there's worse fucking names given to kids and we have our beloved AJ Styles but typically the letters mean something and with the voice she had I was struggling not to crack up 10 feet away at the bar. There's a lad at my son's school called TJ and that doesn't stand for anything either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I think it stands for 'his mum's a bit council'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members theironshake Posted September 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) I once heard an elderly American couple in Edinburgh talking about the Castle. Man 'That Castle was Amazing' Woman ' isn't it amazing how that built it for the Millennium' 😅😅 Edited September 9, 2019 by theironshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 We were once walking up the seafront at Skegness about10 years ago, eldest daughter would have been 4 and her and my Mrs had this cute made up gibberish language they used to speak at each other. Daughter is skipping up the beach past this old couple, speaking this gibberish to her mum and the old lady turns to her husband and says "Look at that little French girl". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2019 You're lucky you weren't in Hartlepool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 “My husband loves watching that pesky blighters” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/3/2019 at 10:31 PM, StrongStyle said: Was walking past Westminster one day and heard this bloke shouting "STOP BREXIT!!!!" non-stop. I think he's still at it now that I think about it. Fucking guy does my head it. I don't condone violence but I'd love it if somebody emptied a shotgun on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 10, 2019 Moderators Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 hours ago, bAzTNM#1 said: I don't condone violence but I'd love it if somebody emptied a shotgun on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 7, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2023 Most Wiltshire thing I've heard in a while: "He was trying to charge me £3.20 for a cauliflower which I think is just outrageous". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted February 7, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2023 Whilst leaving one of our local pubs last year, I overheard this snippet of conversation from a group of dodgy looking fellas having a smoke by the kerbside: "He knows a lot of burglars". Imagine that. A lot of burglars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 A lad stood in a doorway with a hand in his kecks on Holywell high street yesterday: “I know lad, my uncles just come out and he said he was making more inside than he is on the outside, Gucci bedsheets and shit.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted April 21, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 21, 2023 So I was working in a cemetery yesterday. So a couple of girls, I'd guess around 10 years old, are at the graveyard cleaning their grandads grave. One of them said 'let's sing his song while we do it' I thought, awww cute, sweet of them. They then started singing, complete with accent, 'Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat till ya can't sweat no more...' I struggled to not laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockbus2 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Overheard at the seaside today... "personally I'm more concerned about the evolution of seagulls than the development of AI" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 22, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2023 46 minutes ago, Rockbus2 said: Overheard at the seaside today... "personally I'm more concerned about the evolution of seagulls than the development of AI" Sounds like they might have got wind of Bumgull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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