All Tories Are Cunts thread

[Carbomb]

Tory voters after every Johnson scandal that comes to light:

 

[Mr_Danger]

In the minds of his supporters it’ll just show he has the Churchillian ruthlessness it takes to lead. 

[WyattSheepMask]

I can’t even get mad about it anymore, nothing will get him or the Tories out at this stage.

And it’s not as if he hadn’t got history with this kind of thing

 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

It's just trolling at this point isn't it. 

[WyattSheepMask]

So now they’re saying that the PM took a loan from the CCHQ (I.e the Tory Party) and paid to the cabinet office to fund his flat refurbishment, which he has now repaid (according to Downing Street). He’ll have to declare the loan, otherwise that will be breaking the ministerial code (as if that matters anymore).

Its like that Beavis & Butt-Head where they keep buying each other’s candy bars with the same dollar

Edited April 26, 2021 by WyattSheepMask

[RancidPunx]

How likely is it that Boris will go ?

[King Coconut]

Becker?

[RancidPunx]

2 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

Becker?

Boris Johnson. 

[Your Fight Site]

Go where? He’s a serial philanderer; handled a pandemic awfully; is constantly getting called into question about awarding contracts to mates or misappropriating public funds; and that same public just keep increasing their support for him because he’ll waffle on, wave his hand and go “Look over here!” and people are stupid enough to do so.

So where’s he going, and why?

[RedRooster]

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Boris Johnson will have the final say on whether he broke ministerial rules over the controversial refurbishment of his No11 flat.

Downing Street has confirmed the Prime Minister will remain the "ultimate arbiter" of any investigation into whether he breached the ministerial code.

(Via the Evening Standard)

Well, this is all fine then. I can't wait to find out what Johnson thinks of himself. 

 

[Your Fight Site]

How likely is that Boris will go?

[Keith Houchen]

55 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

How likely is that Boris will go?

Yeltsin?

[Devon Malcolm]

Don't be daft, it's a wrestling forum, he means Malenko.

[Mr_Danger]

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Good Morning Britain have played an absolute blinder this morning. Getting Jeffrey Archer on to talk about ethics in public life is a real masterstroke.