Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 Twitter thread on crazy Vince stories. Starts with the usual sneezing one but quickly escalates. This Brisco one is my favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sir Colin from Cardiff Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Twitter thread on crazy Vince stories. Starts with the usual sneezing one but quickly escalates. This Brisco one is my favourite Vince likes his farts, stunning how someone so successful can have an issue with coughing for having a lack of self control, but when it comes to farts fill your boots he loves those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 The best thing about Vince is that the madder something sounds the more likely it is to be true. I can definitely see him trying to do one of those fart things he's heard normal people talking about and not fully understanding the concept and shitting his pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 If you really want to see how mad Vince is watch the episode of Swerved he's on, it's the WWE version of the prank show Punk'd. He becomes a weird character and tries to go undercover and prank his employees, it's so bizarre it defies belief. As it goes on it becomes a lot more about enjoying what a weird cunt Vince is than the actual pranks. I'm surprised it doesn't get referenced more when talking about Vince being a nutter. Here's some highlights but the whole thing is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 As I said in the Twitter thread, not letting the beard win is my favourite. With that Brisco one, it's gets madder. Vince took off his keks and chased Brisco around, swinging them over his head. Triple H got Brisco but the old timer put his skills to use and got out of the hold pretty quickly before a half naked Vince could attack him with his soiled pants. I'm convinced he was part of the inspiration for the character of Chandlers boss in Friends who smacked everyone on the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 I thought this was going to be about the news XFL is going to be on Fox and ESPN with no rights fees. Vince will happily lose millions just to be outside the wrestling business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I've never seen that Swerved clip. It's fascinatingly unfunny in a real uneasy, kitsch sort of way. I had crack bugs under my skin watching it. Why was Bob Backlund there? I can't tell if he was planted or - because wrestling really is this mad - he just happened to be hanging around the lobby that day. WWE is such an narcissistic, self enveloped theme park to itself that I bet he was just hanging around. I bet the place really looks like how it seems in Edge & Christian's show. You'll get lost, open a broom cupboard, and IRS is just there having a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 6, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 6, 2019 What on earth was that accent Vince was doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said: I've never seen that Swerved clip. It's fascinatingly unfunny in a real uneasy, kitsch sort of way. I had crack bugs under my skin watching it. Why was Bob Backlund there? I can't tell if he was planted or - because wrestling really is this mad - he just happened to be hanging around the lobby that day. WWE is such an narcissistic, self enveloped theme park to itself that I bet he was just hanging around. I bet the place really looks like how it seems in Edge & Christian's show. You'll get lost, open a broom cupboard, and IRS is just there having a sandwich. I still reckon that skit with Road Dogg begging for a push is based on a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 His yacht is called "Sexy Bitch", apparently. I imagine when he mentions it in conversation he does so with his "This is the X. F. LLLLAAARRAAARARARAAARAAGH!" voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 The bit about him wanting to put crushed leaves into his cousins vagina... That's some Killer BOB like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted May 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2019 First time I've seen that Swerved thing, and not sure what to make of it. Is it a full on work, or are we supposed to believe that WWE's employees and visitor's to their HQ won't recognise the boss(and one of the most recognisable people in the industry) just because he has a bit of a fake beard and stomach padding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Vince probably does that shit all the time with or without cameras, they're probably used to it and just humour him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 New winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 https://mobile.twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1131273831329476608?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-30454426684181657979.ampproject.net%2F1905140117570%2Fframe.html He seems fucking gone in this video... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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