UKFF Dolt of the Year: 2018

[Keith Houchen]

In fairness, I did use Mabs real name in the past on here after he used mine and it was a shitty thing to do. Not going to try and justify it, he doesn’t want his real life identity to be known (so shouldn’t use his initials as his screen name) but I used it anyway and that was wrong of me. 

Some people know me in real life, more have me on their social media so my name isn’t exactly a secret, or of any importance, but we have usernames her for a reason. 

But yeah, in all my years of internet interaction I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone with such a lack of intelligence, awareness and wherewithal as Mab. Hopefully he will learn from this and when he inevitably signs up again, he won’t be so obvious. 

[wandshogun09]

All true Keith, if you were both doing it then whatever. But when someone then stoops lower by bringing in names of family members, loved ones, the other half etc that’s another level for me and really creepy. Even if it had somehow turned out that Toiletboy wasn’t Mab, he outed himself as a cunt doing that anyway. Whoever he was/is.* 

*Clearly Mab. 

Edited January 4, 2019 by wandshogun09

[tiger_rick]

38 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

so shouldn’t use his initials as his screen name

I knew it was Mary Berry. That explains a lot, she's always pissed.

[Loki]

He was Mab.  There's a remote possibility though that Mab on TWCF was someone else? Hard to know after all these years.

[Keith Houchen]

1 minute ago, Loki said:

He was Mab.  There's a remote possibility though that Mab on TWCF was someone else? Hard to know after all these years.

When Mab joined up here, he instantly pissed people off by banging on about he was banned on TWCF because of "Bandwaggons!!!!!!", then when he got banned here, he signed up as "Echo", which was the same name he used on TWCF after he got banned as Mab.  Mab was initially banned on TWCF as "Blakester" before signing up as Mab, so expect a Blakester to sign up here as he only uses the same names and emails and wonders why mods make up stuff about his usernames and emails.

[gmoney]

 

I'm still crying at this. Just... what did he think this would do? Even in his fiction of it being someone else, he knows it's supposed to be a banned member. 

[air_raid]

42 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

"Bandwaggons!!!!!!"

That's a load of kendal, that is. A steaming pile of mint cake.

[Fatty Facesitter]

Did somebody say...BANDWAGON?! 

?

[Chest Rockwell]

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

When Mab joined up here, he instantly pissed people off by banging on about he was banned on TWCF because of "Bandwaggons!!!!!!", then when he got banned here, he signed up as "Echo", which was the same name he used on TWCF after he got banned as Mab.  Mab was initially banned on TWCF as "Blakester" before signing up as Mab, so expect a Blakester to sign up here as he only uses the same names and emails and wonders why mods make up stuff about his usernames and emails.

I've been excitedly eyeing the admin panel today waiting for him (or boydy) to sign up again but nothing yet, unfortunately.

[Keith Houchen]

Mab will swerve us by signing up as Houchenisacuck.

[PunkStep]

I bet it'll be something like baM instead

[Devon Malcolm]

Seeing as though the joint leaders are now banned, the 'prize' should automatically transfer to Brewster McCloud.

Tough break.

[Keith Houchen]

5 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Seeing as though the joint leaders are now banned, the 'prize' should automatically transfer to Brewster McCloud.

I believe that's known as "The Lobster Rule"

[Rey_Piste]

This whole shitshow is like a crab bucket.Except replace Crab with fuckwit and bucket with internet forum. For those who don't know what I mean.

 

[Guest]

I know what crab bucket is, but I'm not entirely sure how that relates to anything going on here. Mob mentality may be a played out accusation, but at least it fits.