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Gus Mears

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Apparently he boarded the elephant by grabbing its ears to climb up onto its back, which isn't the nice way. 

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This is an old one, and it's actually quite sad when you read the whole article, but the headline was quite funny by itself.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kansas-bank-robber-lawrence-john-ripple-sentenced-house-arrest-escape-wife-a7791586.html

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Pensioner who robbed bank to escape wife sentenced to house arrest

 

 

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I always thought it was run at a loss anyway in order to keep the proles in line and avoid taxes? I'm sure Murdoch is more than capable of recouping the money from elsewhere. 

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