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Being reminded of the UKFF in real life


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On 8/6/2026 at 10:23 AM, Chest Rockwell said:

Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. 

I do this after a shit in public to be fair. Can’t have the bros in the gym knowing I do shits. Gotta keep some mystique.

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I like to throw on massive playlists or compilations while at work as it's easy to end up playing personal DJ otherwise. Amy Holland's She's on Fire came on and all I can here is Cheese On Fire. I hate this place. 

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I'm best man at a wedding next year and have booked the stag do through a company called Supreme Escapes. I keep getting emails from them and everytime I open Gmail and see 'Supreme' has emailed me, I always misread it as @Supremoand think 'what's he want?' until half a second later I realise my error. 

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Come Fry with Me is the second best fry-related pun I've seen since the burger van that used to be parked up outside Wickes in Cheadle that was called Live and Let Fry.

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7 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Rest in Pork

I didn't know! Tell me What A Potato! is still there?!

Yeah I think Porky Blinders wasn't around long, maybe closed in 2021? Probably a Covid thing, sadly.

What a Potato is still there. I think it's getting on for at least 30 years old now because it was there when I was at uni.

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