Members SuperBacon Posted August 5 Members Posted August 5 9 minutes ago, Ironic Indie Lad said: Standing in line to buy some fags tonight and there’s a meat thief… Steak knife, card shark, One Stop, Silk Cut Right that's enough, thinking of them is making me feel ill. Quote
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 5 Paid Members Posted August 5 Sometimes I feel like I need a smoke and Sometimes I feel like I don't have to pay Because this shop that I shop in, is the one stop of Bacon's They took all the steaks, the cashier cried Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 5 Paid Members Posted August 5 I know what I wanna steeeeeal Fags and meat that day Take full advantage ovvvv The cashier's disarray Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted August 5 Paid Members Posted August 5 Seeing them being slagged off on here over the years, I think I might be the only person here who likes RHCP. Quote
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 5 Paid Members Posted August 5 (edited) 12 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said: Seeing them being slagged off on here over the years, I think I might be the only person here who likes RHCP. I also enjoy RHCP Musically. As people bar Chad they seem like a bit of a dick. Edited August 5 by I Bent My Wookie more context Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 6 Moderators Posted August 6 Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. Quote
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 6 Awards Moderator Posted August 6 1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said: Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. It’s when someone goes into the cubicle next to you at work and starts doing a big noisy shit that’s the trouble at our place. Especially when the noises have the Fart Explosion Prelude. All I can think of is how I need to get out of there as quick as possible because I must not find out who’s responsible as I’ll never be able to look at them the same way again. Quote
lars85 Posted August 6 Posted August 6 8 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. I'll sometimes do this at work if I think someone will come in after me. To throw them off the scent, so to speak. Quote
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted August 10 Paid Members Posted August 10 Listening to another episode of Just A Minute and the contestants have to talk for sixty seconds on "we're having picky bits for dinner". The whole panel was disgusted by the term. Quote
DavidB6937 Posted August 21 Posted August 21 Just got on a bus in Glasgow and the first thing I saw was the biggest Tunnocks sign I've seen in my life. What a welcome. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 1 Paid Members Posted September 1 https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/sep/01/merzbow-noise-artist-sam-andrews-teen-listening-marathon Quote
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted September 2 Paid Members Posted September 2 I now make quiche for a living. Quote
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted September 2 Paid Members Posted September 2 I got some supermarket's own brand worcestershire sauce and a little fake sticker on the bottle says "ideal for cheese on toast", but the way it's written it just says "cheese on" Quote
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