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Being reminded of the UKFF in real life


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9 minutes ago, Ironic Indie Lad said:

Standing in line to buy some fags tonight and there’s a meat thief…

Steak knife, card shark, One Stop, Silk Cut

Right that's enough, thinking of them is making me feel ill.

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Sometimes I feel like I need a smoke and 
Sometimes I feel like I don't have to pay 
Because this shop that I shop in, is the one stop of Bacon's
They took all the steaks, the cashier cried

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I know what I wanna steeeeeal

Fags and meat that day

Take full advantage ovvvv

The cashier's disarray

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12 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

Seeing them being slagged off on here over the years, I think I might be the only person here who likes RHCP.

I also enjoy RHCP

Musically. As people bar Chad they seem like a bit of a dick. 

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1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. 

It’s when someone goes into the cubicle next to you at work and starts doing a big noisy shit that’s the trouble at our place. Especially when the noises have the Fart Explosion Prelude. All I can think of is how I need to get out of there as quick as possible because I must not find out who’s responsible as I’ll never be able to look at them the same way again.

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8 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Yesterday I went in to a cubicle after someone else at work. They had clearly done a big stinky shit, yet the toilet seat was completely up. Thought of you all. 

I'll sometimes do this at work if I think someone will come in after me. To throw them off the scent, so to speak.

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Listening to another episode of Just A Minute and the contestants have to talk for sixty seconds on "we're having picky bits for dinner". The whole panel was disgusted by the term. 

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I got some supermarket's own brand worcestershire sauce and a little fake sticker on the bottle says "ideal for cheese on toast", but the way it's written it just says "cheese on"

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