Outstanding Names

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I do believe that the name you give any child should sound like the name of the judge or the barrister when said aloud in court and not the name of the accused. This poor fucker had no chance. 

[ReturnOfTheMack]

'Shady Nastys'

[Scratch]

Photographer, and presumably, third Blues Brother - Spike Waltzer.

[Chest Rockwell]

Someone in my new team at work has the surname 'Mantyk' and I've just had Shaggy playing in my head for days now every time I think of them. 

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Someone in my new team at work has the surname 'Mantyk' and I've just had Shaggy playing in my head for days now every time I think of them. 

I had that every time I watched Star Trek: The Next Generation and saw:

[westlondonmist]

[SaitoRyo]

[johnnyboy]

Apologies if it was mentioned years ago, but today I was reminded of cricketer "Graham Onions."  On their own, a mildy amusing fore and surname.  Together?  Absolute dynamite.  I really needed that today.  Thank you Graham Onions, or more specifically your parents for giving you a wicked name.

[Glenryck Pilchards]

A few years ago, I believe it was Durham CC Vs Warwickshire CC in a 4 day match. Berger was batting and was caught by Mustard and bowled by Onions. 

Last year I was flicking through the channels, and there was a T20 match on Sky Sports from the UAE. The opening partnership for Abu Dhabi was Salt and Pepper.

Anywho, while I am here I have recently started a poker podcast with my mate. We have just launched the BAD Poker names World Cup on X/Twitter. 

The opening four matches are:

Sabre Semenoff Vs Ginger Kitchenmaster

Zigmantus Jockus Vs Lars Hole

Martin Jackschitz Vs Thunder Wang

Heinz Puntschart Vs Miguel London

If anyone wants to follow it, take a look at 

https://x.com/beananddom/status/1994033556503335014?t=E3hblXA3FPBJPdWtycteYw&s=19

[SuperBacon]

21 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

A few years ago, I believe it was Durham CC Vs Warwickshire CC in a 4 day match. Berger was batting and was caught by Mustard and bowled by Onions. 

I once worked with a lad who's surname was Onions. Our director used to refer to us by our surnames which was BANTZ for the whole office obviously.

[Statto]

[gmoney]

[westlondonmist]

Your new Head Coach of the Scotland Women's team

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

There is a guy at Q School for the darts called Jasper Scarrott. I can only assume that if he doesn't get to play on the professional tour he will have his funky moped business to fall back on. 

[Gus Mears]