Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 25, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Pinc said: Fair play to him though he must be clean. Aye, good on the chap for not being a nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted July 25, 2018 Moderators Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 7/21/2018 at 8:17 PM, Thunderplex said: Am 8 the onl6 one who’s surprised that the hairy bastard was never mentioned in the Yewtree thing? At the height of Yewtree when there seemed to be weekly arrests of suspects whose only identification was their age, I went to Noel's wiki page so many times I might as well have made it my homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 25, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) I think I've mentioned before that me and a couple of friends did a 9x9 grid of 'Yewtree Bingo' which I eventually won through a combination of Dave Lee Travis, Cliff Richards and Tony Blackburn. Noel was unsurprisingly on mine. Edited July 25, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Gus Mears said: I think I've mentioned before that me and a couple of friends did a 9x9 grid of 'Yewtree Bingo' which I eventually won through a combination of Dave Lee Travis, Cliff Richards and Tony Blackburn. Noel was unsurprisingly on mine. Back when Fab Cafe had a different quizmaster, it was the height of Yewtree.  The Blockbuster round was name 10 celebrities who had been nicked under the operation.  I do prefer the new quiz though.  Nothing to do with the old quizmaster having me ejected from the venue on two separate occasions because he was a prick who got answers wrong, the fucking geek twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 17 hours ago, Gus Mears said: me and a couple of friends did a 9x9 grid of 'Yewtree Bingo' which I eventually won through a combination of Dave Lee Travis, Cliff Richards and Tony Blackburn. Are your friends not demanding a recount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 26, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2018 Investigation rules - no prosecution necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Apparently last night he called the Archbishop of Canterbury the reincarnation of evil. Oh the joys of Noel Edmonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2018 Cheapshow have recently put out two great episodes focusing on Noel Edmunds. Some of the stories are insane! I knew he was a bit of a pillock but not to the degree where he has a radio stations for animals and plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted September 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2018 On 7/25/2018 at 9:13 PM, Keith Houchen said: Back when Fab Cafe had a different quizmaster, it was the height of Yewtree. Â The Blockbuster round was name 10 celebrities who had been nicked under the operation. Â I do prefer the new quiz though. Â Nothing to do with the old quizmaster having me ejected from the venue on two separate occasions because he was a prick who got answers wrong, the fucking geek twat. I hate when you have to correct the quizmaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 24, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) I recently wrote a really long piece unravelling Noel's persona of contrived chaos on Noel's House Party, and realised that when you broke each episode down to its component parts, of him pretending it's all going wrong, Yewtree cameos and Partridge-isms, it's so hauntologically rich, it's the 90's equivalent of those 1970's PIFs where some kid gets electrocuted getting his frisbee out of a pylon. Here's the first one. Â Edited September 24, 2018 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 It's the apex of the British concept of "wacky". Â The most oppressively controlled pseudo-chaos designed to simulate the sensation of freedom without offering any. Â Its like something a totalitarian state tv would come up with. Edmonds always reminds me of the Fast Show character Colin Hunt. The wackiness abounds with Colin, but as ever with The Fast Show they pull a fantastic trick when he meets someone too like himself. Â Â You can imagine Colin Hunt working at Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 24, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) I recall the Leslie Garrett Gotcha, where Noel was basically torturing her mentally that there maybe a proper oddball under the lions head (it was Noel, so probably right.) At one he rests his head on her shoulder and starts poking her tit. There's one point where shoves him away with force, to where old Edmonds has to remove the mask and do his poncy little "it's only me act." If the screen went black and white and it started to rain, this could have been the start of some torture porn film. She looked fucking emotionally drained when it was finished, so fuck knows what they cut from the skit. Edited September 24, 2018 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJM Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: I recall the Leslie Garrett Gotcha, where Noel was basically torturing her mentally that there maybe a proper oddball under the lions head (it was Noel, so probably right.) At one he rests his head on her shoulder and starts poking her tit. There's one point where shoves him away with force, to where old Edmonds has to remove the mask and do his poncy little "it's only me act." If the screen went black and white and it started to rain, this could have been the start of some torture porn film. She looked fucking emotionally drained when it was finished, so fuck knows what they cut from the skit. Here is the video of the above mentioned Gotcha:  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 24, 2018 Moderators Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 9/24/2018 at 9:43 AM, Astro Hollywood said: I recently wrote a really long piece unravelling Noel's persona of contrived chaos on Noel's House Party Now it's clambered over the paywall, here it is. Regarding Ian's post above, in all my recent dissecting of House Parties, I found a running 'joke', where every female celebrity on Grab a Grand gets kindly, repeated offers from Noel to help remove the money from their tracksuit top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 24, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 24, 2018 55 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said: Now it's clambered over the paywall, here it is. Regarding Ian's post above, in all my recent dissecting of House Parties, I found a running 'joke', where every female celebrity on Grab a Grand gets kindly, repeated offers from Noel to help remove the money from their tracksuit top. "Outside use of rogue Blobbies"Â had me doubled over. Wonderful turn of phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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