Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) This has been discussed a bit in the anecdote thread, but Noel Edmonds having some protracted Willy Loman style breakdown is the most interesting story of the year so far. On 19/01/2018 at 2:22 PM, Kaz Hayashi said: In other news, my mate has informed me that Noel Edmunds has set up a radio station purely to besmirch Lloyd’s bank, due to him being fiddled out of some coin in the past. Listeners who’ve dealt with their poor customer relations and have been jipped out of coin, can tune in and listen to Noel talking about Lloyd’s being a set of nasty robbing bastards, including use of the term ‘financial rape’ in between classic hits such as Smooth Criminal and Policy of Truth. He also plays sad piano music over the top of call ins from disgruntled Lloyd’s customers. He has lost the plot, he’s interviewed himself pretending to be someone else in order to tell a rip off story, but it was obviously him. He failed miserably. All it needs now is someone pranking him, pretending to be from Lloyd’s and have an on air argument. He can subsequently accuse them of feeding burgers to swans. http://noel.world/noel-news/lloyds-victims-radio-station-now-52786-regular-listeners/ Seriously, tune in, its absolute gold. So, Noel Edmonds has plainly lost his absolute shit. The following barrage of lunacy is from the past fortnight: Noel Gallagher's story on recently meeting Noel Edmonds: Quote Speaking to Dermot O’Leary on Radio 2, Gallagher said: “I went for lunch last week and in the seat next to me was Noel Edmonds. I’ve never met him and my missus was going, ‘No way, that’s Noel Edmonds’. “And he said to me, ‘It’s great to finally meet you after all these years because of all the jokes and that’.” “I went, ‘What jokes? What are you talking about?’. And he goes, ‘Because we’re both called Noel’. And I went, ‘What jokes are you talking about? Are people taking the mickey out of me to you?’ And he went, ‘Well, you know’. “And then there was an awkward silence and I was like, ‘Whatever, enjoy your sea bass’.” Edmonds in the Law Society Gazette, having raised £1.5 million to sue Lloyds Bank (this is actually happening): And today, Edmonds allegedly meeting with Jeremy Corbyn: Quote He’s usually found in the company of Mr Blobby or The Banker from Deal or No Deal. But now TV’s Noel Edmonds can add Jeremy Corbyn to his list of House Party guests. Guido hears the eccentric comic entertainer – and Noel Edmonds – met for a tête-à-tête in Westminster recently. Guido’s co-conspirators in showbiz say Edmonds is keen to enter politics… In a newspaper interview last year Edmonds referred to Corbyn as “the fella with the beard” and had this advice for the Labour leader: “If Corbyn said ‘I’m going to clean up the city’ he could wipe out the Tory party.” A spokesman for Noel Edmonds said: “I can neither confirm nor deny.” He added cryptically: “Noel likes a political leader with a strong beard.” This is plainly either going to end up with a massive compensation package, or a killing spree. Bloke is wound up like a spring. Edited February 1, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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