Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Well, I've been dragged into one giant Noel Edmonds based rabbit hole. If you want to be truly terrified this evening, check out Noel, dressed in drag, rambling on about the BBC from a few years ago: What the hell have I just watched? Is Priscilla Prim one of the names he used for the blow up doll he sits in the back of his taxi in order to use bus lanes? Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 He's going to end up living in Blobby Land, like Colonel Kurtz, isn't he? "You’re an errand boy, sent by Posh Paws, to swap the Greatest Hits of the Stylistics for some spokey-dokies" Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 28 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Well, I've been dragged into one giant Noel Edmonds based rabbit hole. If you want to be truly terrified this evening, check out Noel, dressed in drag, rambling on about the BBC from a few years ago: Wow. So that's what "Broken" Jeff Jarrett would look like. Quote
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 If there's a Noel's House Party Youtube channel do you reckon it's a BBC side thing like the Doctor Who channel, or has Noel bought the footage and monetised it all on there? Quote
Really Big Shoe Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 "Broken" Jeff Jarrett Yassss Brother Blobby I knew You'd come!!!! Broken Noel staging a Final Deletion in the garden of the Noels House Party house. Blobby hitting a double twist of fate on Ant and Dec from the gunge machine and Noel chokeslamming Simon Cowell onto a ton of broken Gotcha Oscars. Strictly....Delete!!!! BGT.... Delete!!!! X Factor....Delete!!!! Saturday Night Takeaway....Delete!!!! Noel simulcasts a relaunched House Party on BBC1 and ITV every Saturday night. He then starts up his own Football league to compete with the recently deleted Saturday Soccer of the Gillette made up of discarded Swop shop stuff and stages it on Subbuteto pitch the size of the Wembley pitch with the miscellany representating the traditional Subbuteto players. Gordon the Gopher puppet is such a success he is transferred to Barcelona for £500m to fund Noels new ventures his own record label, NoelTV - a network of classic Noel programming, a NoelXT developing new TV presenters who have to rock the classic Noel look. NoelFilms - his versions of Frankenstein played by the Olivier award winning Mr Blobby. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 1, 2018 Author Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 Well, if that isn't your new avatar, I will be bitterly disappointed. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 Hi Bitterly Disappointed, I’m Sergio i just changed my avatar, and I’m still enjoying it too much. Quote
Harry Wiseau Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 Does he still offer the service where he'll phone your depressed pets to cheer them up? I always remember the (Most publicised) tale of the time someone had left a message on his site saying about their cats addiction to cake, forgot about it then a week or so later the phone rang and a strangers voice simply said "what type of cake?" No "hello it's Edmonds, I'm calling about the cat" just "what type of cake?" Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) I believe it was a Black Forest gato. Edited February 1, 2018 by Sergio Mendacious Quote
The Maestro Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 Was it Noel Edmonds that claimed you could overcome cancer by having a positive mental attitude or was it another lunatic celebrity? Also I hope that everyone is aware that there's a chance he'll somehow read this thread and it'll be another thing for him to bash/slate along with Lloyds Bank and the BBC. Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 Maybe he's already on here? Could explain a few things. Quote
Merzbow Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, The Maestro said: Also I hope that everyone is aware that there's a chance he'll somehow read this thread and it'll be another thing for him to bash/slate along with Lloyds Bank and the BBC. I was thinking that, he seems the type to google himself once a day to see what forums and the like are saying. Oh and the cancer thing, he said it was caused by a negative attitude and could be cured by an EMP box thing which even the creators said was not true. Edited February 1, 2018 by Merzbow Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 1, 2018 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2018 Can’t wait for UKFF radio, where Noel goes in the pets thread and makes fun of our pets on air. Quote
wordsfromlee Posted February 1, 2018 Posted February 1, 2018 I posted it when he was originally mentioned in the other thread but this article written by Jon Ronson about the behind the scenes of Deal or No Deal during it's peak in the mid-2000's is an excellent read. https://www.theguardian.com/media/2006/oct/21/broadcasting.arts Quote
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