The Batshit World of Noel Edmonds

[Sergio Mendacious]

On 11/13/2018 at 11:15 AM, PowerButchi said:

Remember when Noel used to take a mannequin in his car so he could use car pool lanes?

Isn't it because he drives a taxi, and he didn't want anyone hailing him?

[PowerButchi]

Yeah, ish. He'd take a mannequin in a black cab to use public transport lines thinking no-one wpuld notice.

[Sergio Mendacious]

Amazed he wasn't allowed to use the celeb tunnels — probably banned due to the light balls he kept putting down as +1 for all the top-nob functions.

[WyattSheepMask]

Figured this might as well go on here, seen as it’ll probably double as the ‘I’m A Celebrity 2018’ thread

Harey Redknapp is a hat & sunglasses away from jumping out the car to attend to a sick Triceratops 

[IANdrewDiceClay]

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bobby Zamora's a good player, but the deal couldnt get done by the deadline. But I'm 'appy with the squad."

[Guest]

51 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Figured this might as well go on here, seen as it’ll probably double as the ‘I’m A Celebrity 2018’ thread

Especially if Noel's tasked with eating actual bat shit.

[Guest]

Good god, it's actually happening.

 

[IANdrewDiceClay]

Noel is notorious for not having a sense of humour about himself. What happens when he has to do the dingo dollar challenge and he's having to swim in a lake to find little Mr Blobbys as gunge gets thrown on him by Nick Knowles.

Edited November 21, 2018 by IANdrewDiceClay

[PunkStep]

My mate just sent me a text claiming Noel has been eating worms from his garden to prepare for this. I hope it's true.

[Gus Mears]

I'm excited for the inevitable anti I'm A Celeb radio station he sets up after getting eliminated. 

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

My mate just sent me a text claiming Noel has been eating worms from his garden to prepare for this. I hope it's true.

That's what the link I posted above says.

I'm surprised they didn't save last night's "Monstrous Monoliths" trial for Noel, since it was basically a gunge tank at one point.

I reckon there'll be a little Noel vs Knowles feud, with people appearing to see Nick the way Edmonds believes he should be seen himself - a common recipe for resentment.

[Astro Hollywood]

My prediction is he walks within 3 days as some sort of protest, like "6 stars and all we get is a kangaroo's helmet?! The media is corrupt, tools down, lads."

[wordsfromlee]

Agreed. Noel is definitely going to walk out after having enough of the others 'negative energy'.

[Rob Lowe]

This will be fascinating. The average middle aged Mum who watched him on Deal or No Deal for years has no idea what an unlikable nutter he is. This could be a career killer.

Not only is it crazy that he doesn't have the self awareness to realise this is a terrible idea, but I cant believe he's so desperate for TV time that he's actually doing this shit show.

He must be a legit multi-millionaire and he's going to the fucking jungle to eat kangaroo cocks?! If I was a down on my luck celeb i'd be gutted to do Big Brother or Stricty but Get Me Out of Here is the absolute worst. Proper D-list. Did he go broke recently? What is he doing?!

 

[IANdrewDiceClay]

Got a horrible feeling some creative control has been signed. They've brought him in dressed as a fucking Emporer, instead of throwing him into a cave and making him spend the night with a snake wrapped around his hairy neck. Holly stopping short of frigging herself after the vignette ended was a worry. I was hoping the reaction would be like when Timmy Mallot entered, and Ant and Dec looked at him like they'd ben brought a space hopper and told to use the internet on it. A complete useless cunt.

I hope Noel isnt going to be in there for a few weeks, do none of the horror trails and have his bits edited to make him look like a normal person. By night 2, I wanted to see fucking vomiting.

Edited November 21, 2018 by IANdrewDiceClay