Let's discuss the idiots on Reality TV

[SuperBacon]

15 minutes ago, Rossman said:

I've got an A in GCSE drama"

Even better which was the follow up "...which consisted of lots of acting" ? Lots of acting in drama? No shit!

Well Melica, I got an A* in drama and my performance in John Osbornes Look Back In Anger made my teacher cry so there.

Liam might be the thickest contestant they've ever had. A genuinely dense human being. I reckon Dean might win.

[Jazzy G]

I reckon they're setting up a Mia/Anisa final.

"The experimental thing is that we have Carolina Reapers in it." it's been done. I've got a bottle of Carolina Reaper sauce in my kitchen. It's been done. Still, at least they didn't fanny about all day trying to create something special and it was kind of edible. 

Emma would have been in this week's Zoo/Nuts if lads' mags were still a thing. 

[DavidB6937]

Caught up on MAFS Australia and I think Jacqui is probably the most unhinged and psychotic person they've ever had.

[TheBurningRed]

She really is. I thought the husband would be worse as he seems a massive wanker but she is so mad, I actually feel a bit sorry for him being lumbered with her. 

Tim is hands down, the biggest cunt they’ve ever had on that show. Says he has no type and then all of a sudden has a type the complete opposite of Kate. I was glad that one of the experts called him out in front of everyone. Same applies for Eliot.

Get Lauren’s sister Tamara on there full time. The drama she caused was great entertainment. 

[wordsfromlee]

They’re both weird robot people but Jacqui really is another level. She completely changed personality one second to the next. 
 

Like at the dinner party claiming she found being called crazy eyes funny, then later storming off. Also, at the commitment ceremony going on about their future children together then literally the next sentence saying they wouldn’t be compatible outside of the experiment. 
Not to even mention the letter she wrote Ryan which was basically just her CV. 

[DavidB6937]

You can imagine what they'd be like outside the experiment.

"Jacqui it's raining!"

*bursts into tears*

"OH MY GOD RYAN ALL I WANTED WAS SUNSHINE I'M THE HARDEST WORKING MOST BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OH GOD HOLD ME I'M SO UPSET!"

..two seconds later..

"Yeah I'm fine. We're great. So compatible. We've reset."

Good luck to any future partner of hers. Jeez.

[wordsfromlee]

1 hour ago, DavidB6937 said:

*bursts into fake tears*

I don’t think there’s been a single actual tear so far from her. 
 

I also found it strange how offended the other blokes were about that lads ‘crazy eyes’ comment. None of the women seemed to care about it. It felt like a very over the top reaction to something that was clearly said in jest. 
Especially because she really does have crazy eyes. 

Edited March 26, 2025 by wordsfromlee

[TheBurningRed]

Strong McLovin vibes from Ryan when trying to compliment Jacqui when she was showing off lingerie. And later when she was begging for compliments and he mentioned her long hair and how she goes running. They were definitely matched up correctly as a pair of mentals.

[WyattSheepMask]

New boy Clint talking about being a successful golfer. His PGA profile suggests otherwise

 

Absolutely right about Jackie & Ryan though. Him calling himself a Warrior early on just made him look a bellend and she just came across as a bitch early on and has become more & more unhinged. That fake crying she does everytime is horrific acting though, even by reality tv standards 

[wordsfromlee]

Aidrian is as thick as pig shit and I'm pretty sure Elliot is just trolling that poor woman now.

[TheBurningRed]

Elliot and Jacqui should get together. They’re both psychos.

[FLips]

This weeks The Apprentice in a nutshell

[Rossman]

It was such a stupid episode of the Apprentice. Jordan must be the biggest bullshitter out there and Sugar and Tim lapped it up. He became PM by just regurgitating the brief in an alternative way. Didn't want to do the mens gender neutral clothing, until Mia practically forced him to. When the feedback about the garments was terrible and not going to sell mainstream. He made up a speech to  about his own personal experience, having to conform to what a man is seen to be, so it fitted in with the clothing. Then the clothing brands and Sugar were all over the "message." But it was disingenuous.

I think Mia was the best candidate out of everyone. But went because her business plan was not up to scratch. She said on the sister show,  her plan was to reopen a food prep business which had closed a few years ago. Didn't explain why it closed though.

[lanky316]

They absolutely got what they did because of the BGT style story and buying into Jordan. So he managed to at least save it with his bullshit otherwise it'd have been one of the real lowlight rounds alongside a whole host of incredible failures.

For what it's worth, I thought the items would look great on a joshi wrestler at least.

[TibBo]

4 hours ago, Rossman said:

Jordan must be the biggest bullshitter out there

He is the least creative person I have ever seen who is supposedly in the creative industries