Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 You don't understand pastry like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 86 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Gus, are you really Big Sam under a pretend username? Nobody can champion the cause of Sam and lardy cakes without some agenda behind it, surely?I'm pushing to be his new agent, Ian. I want Big Sam's boingy face on every fattening product in the country. Imagine how much more satisfying a steak and kidney Pukka would be with Sam Allardyce's gurning gob learing into your soul? Big Sam's Deep Filled Pies. That Big Sam taste for the whole family except the Chinese fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 What's Dutch slang for a Belgian biscuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Frank or Ronald De Bourbon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Lovely pun Malbranque. I was worried it might be a half baked effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Your sig is incredibly fitting, Scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Man Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Has anyone been to Brussels and used the Metro? I was in Brussels in 2012 during the period when the Mayans predicted the end of the earth, and while using the Metro was given a flyer for a DJ night featuring a nice airbrushed picture of High Energy on the same carriage as a guy doing massive bumps of coke off the handle of a nail clipper. This was about 11 in the morning. Fair play to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 Funky Bompa better be Dave Mastiff's new name for the ITV wrestling thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Just to update on the Belgian bun situation. I purchased both a Belgian bun and a lardy cake on the way to work today and can unequivocally confirm the latters superiority. I'm wallowing in it's lardiness. Can feel a delicious coronary on the way. Also, throwing it out there, Belgian beer is shit and tastes of bananas. Edited October 20, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 Also, throwing it out there, Belgian beer is shit and tastes of bananas. 100% in agreement. Vile stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 a lardy cake What the hell is a lardy cake? It sounds like something I need in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 It's like a bun with raisins and excess butter. Very opulent. Very Gallic. Belgian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) I love you Branque, but don't you dare denigrate the one thing my county has ever produced of any note. Lardy cake is a traditional English tea bread enriched with lard, sugar, spices and dried fruit. It originates from Wiltshire and is commonly found throughout the West Country. Historically, lardy cakes were celebration cakes and only made during special occasions as sugar, spices and dried fruits were considered luxuries. Yet more conclusive evidence that Wiltshire is fantastic. We have it all; lardy cake, inbreeding, cows, Ushers Brewery being bought by North Korea (legit). I'm glad I'm not the only one on the beer front Teedy. Leffe is utter garbage. Like someone has cut beer with Honey Nut Cornflakes and stale piss. Edited October 20, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) So it's a bit like a teacake then? Also- derby scones, they're a bit alright aren't they. Edited October 20, 2016 by cobra_gordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 Emile Mpenza is the only Belgian with a special place in my heart. Some of the heroics he used to pull as a Lone Striker on Champ Man 01/02 were obscene. 30+ goals a season guaranteed with him up top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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