Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 It's the Lexington Steel of teacakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 It's the Lexington Steel of teacakes. And THAT, Stavo, is why I love you! If the lardy cake was doused in chocolate and sammidged between two waffles, it could be Belgian. I should have stated that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 A Belgian Bun is definitely my favourite cake named after a country and a Chelsea Bun is definitely my favourite cake named after a London borough. Fuck the Chelsea Bun. Tottenham cake is the King of London named baking (especially those made by Percy Ingles cake shop) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Sort your life out. Tottenham Cake looks nun-vag dry and covered in Tubby Custard. Edited October 20, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 A Tottenham cake over a Chelsea bun? Not a fucking chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 and what's the deal with Belgian Shells, does anybody like them? When the world of boxed chocolate includes such treats as Terry's All Gold, Black Magic and Milk Tray who on earth is buying all the Belgian Shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Are you referring to Guylian? It’d be because people prefer the gorgeous taste of milk chocolate compared to the solidified cat ashes you’ve just mentioned. Dark chocolate is for people who take selfies at football matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Are you referring to Guylian? It’d be because people prefer the gorgeous taste of milk chocolate compared to the solidified cat ashes you’ve just mentioned. Dark chocolate is for people who take selfies at football matches. Otto Dem Wanz speaks the truth. Terry's All Gold? Black Magic? Crikey, we've got a live one here. Let's crack open the All Gold, have a cup of tea, bang on Murder She Wrote and fill our colonoscopy bags. Guylian is like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth (not referring to Lexington Steel this time). Edited October 20, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Let's crack open the All Gold, have a cup of tea, bang on Murder She Wrote and fill our colonoscopy bags. now you're talking! Guliyan, that's the ones, they're always in poundland clogging up the shells where they could have Walnut Whips or Maltesers instead. horrible stuff, give me a bag of Cadbury's misshapes over that stuff any day. and Belgian waffles, what's wrong with Birds Eye Potato Waffles, eh? i know they're from entirely different food families but i know which one i'd want with my beans! are Lindt Belgian? i can eat one of those, they're alright i suppose but you couldn't have more than two. Edited October 20, 2016 by Harry Wiseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 20, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Best Belgian chocolates are Neuhaus, hands down. You don't get them in as many places as these other ones mentioned but I've never had anything else like them. Inventors of the praline, no less. I think Lindt are Swiss..? Edited October 20, 2016 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 'Inventors of the Praline' would make a great band name. Can't stand Lindt to be honest. Way too rich and cause me to crap with dangerous frequency. I get an air of soft-cock disappointment when a relative buys me a bunch of their chocolate balls for Crimbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 tell you what, if i get some shells for Christmas and you get Lindts we can swap. although how shit at buying present would you have to be to buy someone Belgian shells or lindt balls for Christmas? or even worse one of those Presentation packs with a tiny bottle of white wine, a wine glass that doesn't match with any of your other glasses and a bag of Lindt balls in the wine glass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) My family are what can politely be called fucking mentalists. Uncle Brian is the best as he appears to buy me very expensive and completely random items of clothing every year. Last year he purchased me an XL raincoat, despite the fact that I'm 5'6 and 125lbs. "It will fit if you wear a few woolly jumpers under it" he told me. I'd think he was just filching this stuff out of the back of trucks, but he did actually relent and return the XL...for a L. Brian also still has a black and white television and has never had a relationship, go figure. The wine glasses are shite, but I dislike the miniature bottles of whiskey pack more. "He likes whiskey, so let's get him a mini bottle of Bells and a tumbler made of glass thinner than an octogenarians scrotum". Cheers. Edited October 20, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 A local Bakery near me makes belting lardy cakes, huge fucking ones that would solve the food crisis in Africa. They make half a dozen a day. After complementing them on their wonderful creation one day the manager informed me that if I were to nip in near closing there will always be 3-4 left and to save binning them they give them away to those that want them. I've not paid for a lardy cake in over 4 years now! Can't believe when talking Wiltshire you failed to mention their wonderful cress. I've not met a moonraker that hasn't had a strange sense of pride in their bloody cress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) My family are what can politely be called fucking mentalists. Uncle Brian is the best as he appears to buy me very expensive and completely random items of clothing every year. Last year he purchased me an XL raincoat, despite the fact that I'm 5'6 and 125lbs. "It will fit if you wear a few woolly jumpers under it" he told me. I'd think he was just filching this stuff out of the back of trucks, but he did actually relent and return the XL...for a L. Brian also still has a black and white television and has never had a relationship, go figure. The wine glasses are shite, but I dislike the miniature bottles of whiskey pack more. "He likes whiskey, so let's get him a mini bottle of Bells and a tumbler made of glass thinner than an octogenarians scrotum". Cheers. Does he also smoke rollies, drive a truck long distance and was recently rumbled while wearing a wig and a dress? If so we might have the same uncle Brian. Edited October 20, 2016 by Kaz Hayashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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