Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Of the two, Poirot. But if you open it up, the correct answers are either Tintin or Philippe Albert. Tintin is a cunt. Rhino-exploding imperialist bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 The greatest Belgian is clearly Jan Bucqouy, director of The Sexual Life Of The Belgians and curator of the Brussels Underpants Museum. Him or Sandra Kim, the 13yr old Eurovision winner who made my underpants tight when I was 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 No Belgian has a better arse-related story than Poirot, not even Bucqouy. Seriously, David Suchet says he used to balance a penny on top of his arse while walking during early series of Poirot so he got the appropriate level of mincing that he wanted for jolly old Hercule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 19, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 19, 2016 I always preferred Peter Ustinov as Poirot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Big Pete was pretty good in all honesty, but I'm a mark for anything with Ustinov in. I'll tell you the Rick Bognor of Poirot though, Albert Finney. Years ago my Gran thought I'd enjoy watching his version of Murder on the Orient Express and I had nightmares for weeks about his sallow and waxy maw staring into my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 My contribution to the greatest Belgian of all time is the mighty Christian Olde Wolbers, formerly of the band Fear Factory. Not only has he strummed the strings on the greatest album of the 1990's Demanufacture, but he's also collaborated with cool rappers who look up to him such as Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill. Amongst those achievements, he once kicked some slag from Korn in the face for beating up Dino Cazares, is a top goalkeeper for Hollywood United, who are managed by Vinnie Jones, and has banged many bits of fit who have posed for top lads mags in the US. What a man. What a powerful man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 19, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 19, 2016 Who beat up Dino? I don't know this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Who beat up Dino? I don't know this story. It was Fieldy. The full story is in this link here, but TL;DR, Dino and Fieldy never got on, and it all kicked off on a tour bus at a Limp Bizkit gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilsyth Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 If you guys knew who I was, you'd know I was friends with wee Saraya for years. Proper lovely wee lady - gorgeous girl and a good friend. Happy belated birthday, darlin' xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 That's great, but who is your favourite Belgian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Good enough friend to wish her a belated happy birthday on a fan forum in a thread discussing her downfall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Yeah I guess he no longer has her phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 "Was" friends? Presumably why you have to wish her a happy birthday on here rather than directly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Maybe he thinks this thread is just 56 pages of best birthday wishes, rather than chatter about Belgians, Poirot wanks, wrestling lyrics in tunes and more in between updates about Paige and ADR doing something outrageous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Yeah I guess he no longer has her phone number. I think his phone number is in his profile for some reason, if you ever fancy a natter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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