Members SuperBacon Posted May 25, 2018 Members Share Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, PunkStep said: The guy was an interior decorator. Mix the relish with the mustard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2018 I'd like to thank @chokeout for his help and while the Ā£84 I raised isn't going to change the world the amount of people who took time to discuss the charity and thier work was fantastic.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 3, 2018 Moderators Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) Dear Butch's left patella, Ā Please stop divorcing the rest of his leg. Ā Cheers,Ā Ā Ā Butch. Ā Edited June 3, 2018 by PowerButchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 3, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 3, 2018 I didn't really know where else to share this, I tried in vain to find that old artwork thread we had knocking around, but alas... I've had a bit of time between commissions this weekend, and wanted to try something different. Ā Usually its cutouts on a static background and a bit of colouring to suit. Ā This is the first time i've taken on a project like this, as in a full on composition, telling a story,Ā and i'm really happy with how it turned out. There's about 13 separate images pulled together to create this, which is why I normally steer clear - getting them to blend seamlessly etc is time consuming and frankly, a pain in the arse, but i'm really happy with how this turned out, so giving myself a rare pat on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 3, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 3, 2018 That's bloody nice, Matrix. Bloody nice indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 3, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, PunkStep said: That's bloody nice, Matrix. Bloody nice indeed. Thanks mate!! Ā the NWA shared it on their social media channels earlier, I got back in from a day out with the kids of my notifications had gone ballistic and I heard from Nick himself that Billy Corgan loves it, so that was pretty cool, although my favourite comments include: "what game are you playing with only 4 cards? if itās omaha that is not a good hand." "What kind of casino let's you gamble in the middle of the lake" "As a professional designer and artist, I wouldn't have approved of this. Both talents should have their faces shown." Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 3, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 3, 2018 Yeah well they're all probably virgins, so fuck em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 8 hours ago, John Matrix said: "what game are you playing with only 4 cards? if itās omaha that is not a good hand."Ā Ā To anyone being a dick about the cards, I would say, "you wanna play 21? I got 22..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2018 @Gus MearsĀ got a spare Ā£43? Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2018 Things that have happened to me over the past four days... ā¢ Left my laptop in the office which cost me a weekends work and put me massively behind ā¢ Lost my wallet which contained the provisional driving licence I got just two weeks away ā¢ My son got a bad ear infection ā¢ My other son fell over at nursery and cut his face open ā¢ My trousers ripped from bollock to anus, loudly in public ā¢ I got all the way to the till with a replacement pair before remembering i'd LOST MY FUCKING WALLET two days earlier ā¢ Had to walk around at work for the rest of the afternoon with my undercarriage virtually exposed ā¢ Got followed by Bill Duke on Twitter. Swings and roundabouts ennit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted June 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, John Matrix said: Swings and roundabouts ennit. Hope you didn't go near any of theseĀ wearing yourĀ crotchless get-up, Matrix.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2018 Ā 11 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said: Hope you didn't go near any of theseĀ wearing yourĀ crotchless get-up, Matrix.Ā I was pushing a buggy around and holding a child's handĀ for a chunk of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2018 Predator was 30 years old yesterday.Ā Where the fuck is time going?Ā Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted June 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 6/3/2018 at 6:51 PM, John Matrix said: Ā Late to the party... you bloody legend. Itās brilliant man.Ā Nice to hear the positive feedback too. In regards to the other feedback you shared, what a bunch of fucking shite stains. Some fuckers just love to play the twat donāt they. However, theĀ casino in a lake comment is fair. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted June 14, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 14, 2018 The local newspaper had a courts round up, this one had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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