Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Paid Members
Posted

Gotta catch 'em all?

 

Start with gonorrhea, I imagine, then work your way up.

Posted

I've known you all my life

At least that's how it seems

Never known another way

Living out on a dreamNow I know you're making me leave and I'll never understand

Before I have to walk away, I have one last demand

 

Refrain

Sell me a pie and say that you won't go

Look in my eyes and tell me even though

I realize you had to walk away

No raffle yesterday

 

You always promised a rumble

Flying high above

Always looking out for twenty

the number that I love

But now my dreams are fadin like age-old mushy peas

That hurt too much to look at now, remind us of Chinese

 

Refrain

 

Maybe we could keep it together

Maybe it could last forever

Maybe if you just sell me a pie

Maybe then, we'll never say goodbye

  • Paid Members
Posted (edited)

£100 says despite Diggers getting a life time ban, those pictures have already been screen grabbed for use in future promo material.

 

We have a winner.

 

 

 

lpdub.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Some pictures from fans' (that I have banned from attending any future shows).

Edited by Gus Mears
Posted

Unless Bowler asked Nostalgia Nonce to use those images, then that’s actual copyright infringement.

This. Play him at his own game

  • Paid Members
Posted (edited)

I only just clocked, despite reading this thread from time to time, that the "P" in LPW stands for Professional.

 

That is a hoot and a holler.

 

EDIT - Bowler's photo makes him look like that annoying kid you were dying to beat the shit out of in secondary school but couldn't because he knew tough, bigger boys in Year 11. His big brother's mates, you know the sort.

Edited by air_raid
  • Paid Members
Posted

 

 

£100 says despite Diggers getting a life time ban, those pictures have already been screen grabbed for use in future promo material.

We have a winner.

 

 

 

lpdub.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Some pictures from fans' (that I have banned from attending any future shows).

Jesus wept. What an absolute cretin! Unless of course he'd like to commission my design services in which case, top man, misunderstood etc obviously.

Posted

I only just clocked, despite reading this thread from time to time, that the "P" in LPW stands for Professional.

 

 

You're thinking of the Old LPW. The new re-branded LPW stands for "Let's Punch Wrestlers" and is due to be a huge success drawing a bigger crowd than the competition, the local chippy.

Posted

 

 

£100 says despite Diggers getting a life time ban, those pictures have already been screen grabbed for use in future promo material.

We have a winner.

 

 

 

lpdub.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Some pictures from fans' (that I have banned from attending any future shows).

Jesus wept. What an absolute cretin! Unless of course he'd like to commission my design services in which case, top man, misunderstood etc obviously.

 

 

Should file a copyright infringement form on Facebook just to spite him.

  • Paid Members
Posted

It's been days and the best pie based wrestling name I can think of is The Dynamite Steak and Kidney.

×
×
  • Create New...