Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 13, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 13, 2014 Ha! Seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted February 13, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 13, 2014 Thirded the t-shirt/trousers dilemma post, had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 13, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 13, 2014 fourthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 19, 2014 There is some cracking stuff in the twitter thread regarding Tommy's fake account bullshit. The best reply has to be Jaffa offering odds on the culprit  Having narrowed it down to 7 suspects, i'm offering the latest odds on who is behind the account: Khemical 1/6 Dangerously420 Evens Some random who just thinks he's a dong 2/1 Disgruntled Ringtone Customer who never got their phone back after posting it to Tom a couple of years back 4/1 Disgruntled Wrestlemania Party Customer who didn't see the main event that one year 9/2 Chilli 50/1 The 1991 Denver Broncos 100-1  I will have 2 quid on the Broncos please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 19, 2014 +1 for sure, top stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Thirded! That part of the Twitter thread is unreal, some side splitting stuff! It's up there with the 'pink top' escapades and Gatso's uncovering. Â Is there any chance of that thread, or rather that part of the thread to Gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted February 19, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2014 Oh yeah, a thread with page upon page of twitter usernames is bound for GOLD for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 20, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 20, 2014 Camacho is Haku's son...nobody wants to mess with that Definitely not. You never know when you're going to need a good deal on a second hand car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 20, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 20, 2014 Seconded. rick's on form today, actually. That one about superheroes lying in a headlock for four minutes was funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted February 20, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 20, 2014 On the subject of Rick  Only a fat cunt would describe a chocolate bar as thought provoking  This one from Chest, in response to Rick describing a Ritz/Chocolate bar as thought provoking raised a big laugh from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted February 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2014 Loads of great posts in the Crap Schools thread, but as always, Astro kills it with his Token Black Kid story. Â Anyway, who had a token black student? (Paging Woy). Â "Fola Ogumba?" "Here, sir!" Â Good old Fola. Like Matthew from Desmonds, he was always harping on about his homeland of Africa, even though he was less African than Akeem. "I'm homesick, Millard" he said to me once. "I can't wait for 3pm either, Fola." "No, my white friend, I mean Nigeria," then he'd look off wistfully into the middle distance while the sweet sounds of Ladysmith Black Mambazo seemed to fill the air. One day, half a lesson was wasted as Fola went around the class telling everyone what their names were in Nigerian. "Fola, Fola, do me!" I remember proudly telling my mum how my name translated in Nigerian was Wuluah (or whatever it was) and she told me not to be so silly, "You don't translate names." Â As the only black boy in our junior school in the late 80s, he was a novelty, and the headmaster himself once came into our classroom, spotted Fola and said "Ooh, haven't you got lovely fuzzy hair? May I?" and ran his fingers through it. "It's so soft!" Â Fola Ogumba (it's fun to say his name) could piss onto the ceiling. And did, regularly, out of his little black cock. One time someone complained that they were always losing their pencils. Then we all piped up similarly, "me an' all, Sir!" Fola was made to open his desk, where 50 pencils were piled, hoarded like an African Mr. Trebus. Â His foster-sister dressed and looked exactly like Boy George; dreads, make-up, big hat; the lot. For years, my young mind assumed it was Boy George, picking a little boy up from school in West Sussex every day before rushing back to Top of the Pops. His foster dad was some aul' white fella with glasses, and being the only black face for miles, his sense of black culture must have been very distant, hence all the Nigeria stuff, and banging on his desk like he was playing tribal drums. Â One time, we accidentally wore each other's coats home, because they were the same. His fucking stank. When he eventually left the school, he did so in an overnight moonlight flit, leaving a mysteriously empty, pencil-filled desk, and an enormous unpaid dinner money bill. It was over a hundred pounds, which, to eight-year-old me and my chums, was as high as numbers go. One can only assume, besting Dr. Sam Beckett, Fola Ogumba finally went home. Â Â "I hear the drums echoing tonight..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2014 Seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2014 Oh that was brilliant, definitely thirded. The "It's so soft!" bit killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 23, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2014 Fourthed, a great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2014 Fifthed - the only thing that will stop that being post of the year is if Millard tops it himself.* Â *Not tops himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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